Secret Love Nest

Diet

Diet is a bitch.

By now you know that my next role is a villain. A badass villain who deals with guns and drugs. (Note: Don't do drugs. Very bad)

I don't do drugs. I once want to try cocaine but backed out and I smoked marijuana before. Hey, I am a guy, I am curious.

But I didn't let myself try again. Why? I think I am susceptible to be addicted. Look at sweets, I am addicted to sweets. Books, I am addicted to books.

Qing...I am addicted to Qing and his dick.

So basically what I am trying to say is if I like something, I might let myself be addicted to that.

So I don't indulge in drugs. Of any kind. You can see it on my skin. Drug addicts have awful skin. Because drugs mixed in your blood and when you sweat, it clungs on your skin so your skin might get dry or pocky.

I don't know. I am making most of these things up as I go but the end lesson is, no to drugs if you want nice looking skin.

Okay. So let's go back to dieting. Since my role is a cool villain, I have to look cool. And for me to look cool, I have to be fit. And for me to be fit, I have to diet.

It's killing me. I am so hungry.

Okay, I am not really hungry as I am still eating. But Qing is keeping me on a high protein and vegetables and fruit diets, leaving out carbs and sweets which just about kills me.

I love carbs. I love rice. And bread, cakes and cereals. I love ice cream. And any desert. But no! My diet warden is getting strict on my ass.

Fuck this shit!

Me: (moaning at Qing) I am hungry.

Qing: Have some yogurts.

Me: Again? I don't like yogurts anymore. It's nice in the first two days but...it's not appealing anymore after that.

Qing: Have some fruits.

Me: Fuck fruits!

Qing: (censoring tone) Feng Jian Yu.

Me: (pouting) I want rice and juicy dumplings.

Qing: You can eat that after your diet.

Me: I can only stop dieting after my shooting is done.

Qing: That's an actor's life.

Me: I want to quit acting.

Qing: You don't mean that.

Me: (nodding) I don't mean it. But it's so hard (I clung to his muscly arm) Qing, I am so hungry I can eat you. (Licking my lips)

Qing: (twinkle in his eyes) Wanna suck me?

And we suddenly turn sexual. Why does this always happens to us?

Me: (pushing him away) No. I am so hungry I might bite a chunk off your dick and chew it. I don't want that.

Qing: (paling at the thought) (discreetly puts his hands on his lap and sliding a bit away from me) Stay away from me and my dick.