Secret Love Nest

Eight Legged Visitor

I refuse to go home. Like I don't care if I have to have a sleepover in the Goddess' unit but I swear, I will not go home.

Qing: Don't be ridiculous Dayu, let's go home.

Me: No! I will not go home with you!

Qing: (sighing) Dayu...you cannot be like this.

Me: Why?! Why?! I will not go home.

Qing: Where will you sleep?!

Me: Here!

I look at the Goddess who stood beside Qing. They are actually in this together. She also want me to stop  and just go home.

Goddess: I don't know why you are making such a fuss, cute neighbor. It's not a big deal.

Qing: She is right. It's not a big deal so for goodness' sake Dayu, let's go home!

He is losing his patience with me. But I don't care. I will not go home.

Me: (shaking my head) (huffing and puffing) What do you mean it's not a big deal?! There's a big spider in our kitchen! A spider Wang Qing! With all it's eight legs! No! I will not go home!

Spiders! Just the name is enough to make the fine hairs on my body all stood up. Goosies everywhere. Spiders are nasty things (I know they have a purpose on our eco system but still, they have hairy legs, many beady eyes and weird sex rituals. I don't like them)

I will not go back to our spider infested home! They cannot make me. Wang Qing will have to knock me out and carry me unconcious into our home if he wants me there bad enough.

And I told it to him.

Qing: (sighing) Believe me, it's tempting. I really want to knock you out cold so this will be over.

I gave him an angry glare and Qing sighed again.

Qing: Fine! I will go to our home to see this spider. I will shoo it away.

I went to him.

Me: (hearts in my eyes) Really?

He is my knight in shining armor. Ready to battle anything for me.

Qing: Yes. Stay outside the door of our unit while I put it away. Maybe it came through our open balcony door although how did it get so high, I have no idea. Anyways, I will remove it from our home.

Me: (suspicious) You will not ask the spidey to bite you and transfer it's power to you, right? So you can be this weird guy in latex suit who dangles from building to building using impossibly strong spidey web. Qing, those are just stories. Spiders don't transfer superspider power. It might transfer disease and venom, but not actual power.

Sometimes I worry about Qing and his desire to be a superhuman.

The Goddess snickered then cough to hid it.

Qing: (shaking his head) I worry about you sometimes.

Me: Me too. I worry about you. We worry about each other, what would people say?

Goddess: That you are both too cute for words. But stupid too. Cute and stupid.

We ignored her.

Me: (clutching Qing's shirt) Promise me you will not let any spidey to bite you. They have weird sex rituals Qing. (Whispering) They ate their mates after sex. Please, you won't want to eat me. I am not tasty.