Secret Love Nest

Rendevouz

So how desperate are you for sex?

I watched a funny documentary last night in my IPad and it's about animals and their weird mating habits and rituals. I mean, boy, those male species are taking the word "desperate" in a different level.

For example, lovebirds dance just to get noticed. I mean, there is nothing wrong with dancing but man, the way they shake their bodies and get in the faces of their female counterpart. If I am the female I will slap that guy so hard he would need a neck brace. Personal space please!

And then there's the bees. Ouch! Ouch man! I held my own penis while watching a bee dies because his cutie patootie exploded after having sex. And don't get me started on those spiders. And snails...and flatworms. Jeez, it's hard to be hermaphrodite, that's for sure. I wanna stand and salute them.

And what the hell is wrong with those sea creatures eh? Angler fishes are funny, talk about being clingy. And that one fish, who made art out of sand just to attract some female fish. Wow! I hope he mates for life and find his one true love soon. I mean that sand art is hardcore. And those octopuses, being smaller than the female could be hard especially when she is hungry and eat her own bed partners.

So let's go back to my original question. How desperate are you for sex?

Me? Well...

After our visit to my parents for my mom's birthday, Qing and I started binge working. Meaning we are working so hard people will start thinking that we are planning to retire when we both reach 30. We also keep missing each other, when I am in Beijing, Qing will be in another place. Once Qing came home it's my turn to fly somewhere else.

We just can't sync our schedules to be together.

Naturally, if we are not together, sex became a moot point in our relationship. How can you have sex when you are not together? And phone sex became a double edged sword. It's satisfying on one side but made us miss each other more after every session.

I am at the point where I am ready to break. I miss the man. I need to hold the man. Like it is physical pain.

But before I reach my limit, Qing already exceeded his. Tonight, he called me to ask where I am.

Me: (naming the place) Why? I am alone but Qing ah...(I don't know how to tell him that phone sex is not doing it for me anymore)

Qing: Well guess where I am?

Me: In Guangzhou? (Practically in a different planet from me!) (pouting) Right?

Qing: Nope.

Me: (eyes widening) Eh? Where are you?

He gave me the name of his current location. I gasped.

Me: That's...

Qing: Yes, just three towns away from where you are. A two hour drive. I miss you my little squirrel.

Me: (groaning) I miss you too. (I wanna cry really!) (He's so close!)

Qing: Should I make the drive? Everyone on the production is taking a break for tonight. We will start early tomorrow though but that's a good eight hours of rest.

Me: No, two hours is such a waste for one person to drive. Let's meet in the middle.

Qing: (sounding happy) That's what I thought you would say. I searched for a place. There's a camping ground on the next town to your location. They have cabins they rent out. My manager can call and reserve a place. Meet you there? But you will arrive first cause it will take me one hour to get there but just forty five minutes for you.