spoofs killed my family, pillaged my fields, and set fire to my house
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most people, talking about their OCs: these are my children, I love them dearly, I would die for them
me, talking about my OCs: This is three casts worth of characters whose names you probably won't remember next conversation. They may not have much in common, but they're all tErrIblE people
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me, writing: i hate writing
my friend: why do you do it then
me: i forget
(later)
me: i miss my kids
my friend: it has been a total of six hours
me: they need me
my friend: they're not even real
me: what if something happens to them
my friend: you kill off like half your cast what do you mean "what if something happens to them"
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me, writing: life is good
*hits a scene, stumbles*
me: ... what word goes here next
...
...i'll just look up some synonyms real quick
*one hour later*
(surfing the deep web for answers to an ARG that took place three years ago while listening to indie music off of bandcamp so deep that the YouTube video has sixty views)
me: I have no idea how I got here
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my friend: *writes a book*
me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
someone: *leaves rude comments on my friend's books*
me: do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
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me: and then, after they get strangled to near death by kindergarteners, we cut to the epilogue, where we see our singular hero watch her friends, who have grown old while she (owing to her immortality and position as god of that universe) has stayed young. she watches them and their developed lives, which she has herself carved out from oblivion and created as she best decided would suit their needs (since all of this takes place inside her head) and slowly walks away, possibly to endure an eternity alone in the void without even her own creations for company
my brain: do any of your characters end the book happy, ever
me: yeah i think that side character's pretty okay.
YOU ARE READING
cool and unusual punishment
Randomchrona in high definition but low resolution why do i even live
