cool and unusual punishment

unplugged

so. family vacation to this lake tomorrow... parentals forgot to mention literally up until ten minutes ago that there would be no wi-fi (pronounced wee-fee for the uninformed). obviously i will be great because i have a Total Bro strapping along for the ride and it will be good but it also leaves me with 25 hours of homework and an estimated 50 of writing to do in the last fucken days before school. literally those ten... nine... oh god please say I at least get nine... are just going to be me pitching a fit rest in fucking pieces chrona, god bless your sad, salty, procrastinating ass

anyways the real question is "how does this person's problems affect ME" and I am glad to say while this is going to be a pain for me it will be great for you guys because you get not one but two (2) chapters early. the deja vu chapter (in fact possibly the best chapter in the whole book) will go up tonight and the wtrb chapter (which is not, in fact, the best chapter in the book, but is a commendable effort) will also go up tonight. this leaves you with two chapters to check out, and unless you're one of maybe two people tops, probably ten other books of mine to catch up with. i highly recommend you read my other books. i will probably marry you if you do. that is hyperbole but you will have my undying gratitude. unless you ship galindy. then you are banned from fandom. 

this also means if you are one of the two (2) people who read the space between stars you will have to wait until friday. rip in potatoes

hopefully i will get to write at the lake but it is just as likely that my mother will throw my chromebook out the window because i'm a bitch ass introvert with a crippling need for escapism honed over a lifetime of hiding from my problems. hopefully you all have a swell day.