cool and unusual punishment

DO YOU LIKE SCIENCE? $EXY $CIENCE?!

WELL CONGRATULATIONS FOR FALLING INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL HOLE OF CLICKBAIT.

so i don't think i've made myself unclear about how much i love my girlfriend (a friend who is a girl if my parents are reading this. of course if they are my account is about to be deleted so who cares) BUT I HAVE
THE MOST INCREDIBLE
SIGNIFICANT??? OTHER???
IN THE WORLD

AND SHE WRITES 

MY GIRLFRIEND CAN FIGHT ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS, AND BY THAT I MEAN, I WILL FIGHT FOR HER, PERSONALLY, WITH MY SICK CREW ABS. 

SO SAID GF (pronounced 'gif' or 'jif') HAS WRITTEN A BOOK. ON WATTPAD. SHE HAS DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN TO BESTOW UPON US PLEBEIANS A NOVEL AND YOU SHOULD READ IT. IT IS ABOUT SCIENCE, MORAL GRAY AREAS, AND MEN IN LABCOATS MAKING CHICKEN DINOSAURS AND BAD DECISIONS. 

if you find so much as a spare second in your day i implore you to lavish it with praise as it justly deserves, she is a writer of incredible talent and has spent YEARS working on this book.

All of that aside, I love this novel and I am sure you all will as well. She's never posted anything on here before, at least, nothing of this length or magnitude. 

her account is HiddenSnowFlower and the book is called The Ivory Tower

(as for an update on yours truly, I'll be posting that in my art book momentarily, but please go check out her book!!!)