Secret Love Nest 2018

Vitamin D

Who saw a picture of Qing looking like a 70's Mafia member? Did you laughed at it? No? I did...

I called him after seeing that outfit

Me: (dying of laughter) What the fuck, did you lost a bet or something? Why did you dressed like that? Ha ha ha

Qing: (resigned sighing) It's not that horrible, you know. My long legs pulled off the whole outfit.

Me: (wheezing) But your hair...ha ha ha

By this time I was rolling on the bed laughing.

Me: (finding it hard to talk and breathe at the same time) The shirt, the jacket, the hair...your hair! Ha ha ha

Qing: (sounding offended) My hair doesn't look that bad. Admit it, I looked badass at the outfit.

Me: You look like a tool. Ha ha ha

Qing: I can't be fashionista all the time...

Me: Admit it, what happened? Did you lost a bet...or did you pick the outfit yourself?

Qing: (breaking down) It's those guys fault! That outfit...aiyooo!

I died. I almost died laughing hearing his exasperated tone. It was hilarious.

Qing: I didn't lost in a bet. It was a dare. They picked an outfit and they said I cannot pull it off. I accepted...

Me: A dare? What are you...eight?

Qing: They pricked on my model pride, Dayu. Just because a pretty girl in the fashion show told me that with my height and built, I can pull off any outfit, the guys took that as a challenge and...

Me: (perking up) Wait! Back up a second. A girl? A girl is involved? What?

Okay what is this? I just dealt with that SheNa, Miss Childhood Friend, last Feb, now there is another girl? What?

Me: Are you sure you are gay? Why magnet all these women?

Qing: (chuckling evilly) That's all because of my charm. I magnet everyone.

Arrogant jerk.

Me: (sour) What charm?

Qing: The one you are so crazy about?

Me: WHAT? YOU SHOWED THAT GIRL YOUR DICK?!

Qing got silenced at the other line. I frowned as I analyze what I said. Then realized something...

Me: (wincing) Oh...that...came out very wrong...

Qing: You think the "charm" I am talking about that you went crazy for...is my dick?

Me: NO! (Spluttering) What nonsense? That...(cleared my throat) So, what's up?

Qing: Oh nice try. You are not getting out of this one. (Chuckling evilly again) You are crazy about my dick?

Me: (ignoring him) I think I will get sick. I feel unenergized these past few days...

I said that to distract him. But Qing is an undistractable guy (if undistractable is a real word) and he has a one track mind. Yeah...fuck...

Qing: (teasing tone) You want some Vitamin D? I can give you some.

Don't bite! Dayu don't bite! Shit! The game is on. You have to be strong!