Secret Love Nest 2018

Harbin pt3

Both Xiao and Meng ended up looking deathly pale when they heard about my accident yesterday.

And they too got angry with me.

Xiao: You moron! You lunatic moronic jerk!

Meng: (blinking in disbelief) Who puts a chair in a balcony and step on it? Who?!

Xiao: (angry) An idiot who is also suicidal! Like your friend!

Meng: (angry as well) Why are you shouting at me?!

Xiao: Because Dayu is your friend! And you are married with a child! You are so busy with you family instead of looking after our friend who is so stupid he wants to hang plants in the balcony!

I think Xiao is stressed.

Meng: Well what about you?! Why do you keep on looking after your mother instead of checking up on Dayu who is so stupid he slept after getting a nasty bump on his head?!

I think Meng is also stressed.

Xiao: He is your stupid friend!

Meng: He is your crazy friend too!

Xiao: He likes you better than me!

Meng: He is your friend first! You guys met first! He is yours!

Xiao: No he is yours! He is stupid! You are stupid! You fit each other!

Me: For fuck's sake! I am sorry!

Xiao and Meng glared at me. I am so glad we are having this shouting match in the backyard of my parents' house. We are shouting while Qing just stood on the side watching us like he is watching the Three Stoogies converse using slapsticks that doesn't appeal to him. A grim look on his face.

Me: (sighing) I'm sorry, okay. It was stupid, I get it now. I am the jerk who didn't think first before doing that. I'm sorry.

Xiao: You are a jerk, Feng Jian Yu. A collosal jerk. I swear...

Meng: You just like doing things on your own right? You want to hide this from us. You almost died and you just want to hide it. Fuck you, Dayu. Really...

Me: I'm sorry. I just don't want you guys to worry...

Xiao: (looking at Qing) And so? What will you do? Will you move?

Qing: I want to. But Dayu doesn't want to leave the condo. He loves it.

Meng: And you love him. I swear Qing, you indulge this idiot too much. You have to be stricter on him.

Me: He is already strict on me. I am forbidden to step out of the balcony now.

Meng: As you should be. You should close that balcony or move someplace closer to the ground.

Me: I don't want to move. Our bedroom just got renovated to the way I like it to look.

Xiao: Then at least develop some sense of fear for your life.