Secret Love Nest 2018

Angry Meter

Basketball season is truly on the way. Finals are here. And it's exciting. Qing is excited. You all know he is huge fan of King James.

Me? Oh...I am not into basketball nowadays. It's still a big deal for me. I will follow the finals of course but whoever team wins, it's not that of a big deal for me.

But of course I hope the result will make Qing happy because when Qing is not happy...things got a little dicey for me.

Speaking of unhappy Qing...

He and I are not talking. We are...how to say this...

(Pissed off at each other?)

Yeah...pissed at each other is kinda the right description.

(Yuyu, aren't you and Baba always piss at each other?)

What a brutal lie! Qing and I are not always piss at each other. No! Stop thinking like that.

Qing and I have differences. We argue. We discuss things. We annoy each other. We piss each other off. There are actually different levels of being mad at your lover.

I learned that through my relationship with Qing.

First: Annoyed. It's that feeling of wanting to kick your lover but not doing any serious damage on him. Or like pouring water on him because he is truly annoying.

Second: Pissed off. It's when you turn your back on your lover when you are in bed. Or refuse him sex. Or wanting to shout at him. Or not talk to him at all. This is also the stage where you want to kick him and wish he will stumble and fall on his face. Bruising will be nice too. At this stage.

Third: Angry. This is when you kick your lover out of the bedroom. You are contemplating about poisoning him so he will be bedridden. Or putting fire ants on his underwear drawers. Those are just examples: I never did those things. But you get my point, right?

Fourth: Mad. (Aka Crazy) This is when you throw sharp things at your lover like knives or point a gun at him. Or plan to take out an insurance on his name for one million dollars and then plots to kill him. Maybe bury him somewhere no one will see him, probably with his dogs too. Not that I am thinking of wanting to do this to Qing but...yeah. Let's not eleborate this one further.

Last: Hurt. Okay. You all know what will happen right, if I am hurt. This is the stage where Qing and I will call it quits and I will probably avoid him for the rest of my life. So yeah. When I am hurt, I don't get mad. I let go. Remember? Okay. Great.

Now that we tackled the "angry meter", let's talk about why Qing and I are pissed at each other.

If you want to know what being pissed off feels like, read up on angry meter.

So Qing and I are pissed at each other. "Why" is the next probable question. Why are we pissed at each other? Well...

It's because of the Goddess next door.

Note that the Goddess was not even in her condo unit when Qing and I argued about her.

You see, she is on her last trimester of pregnancy and she and her lover decided that she will give birth in Japan. Not here in China because...

Me: (annoyed) It's unfair. Why can't she give birth here just because someone is spreading nasty rumor that she is a mistress?