Secret Love Nest 2018

Little Update

Everyone are being mean to me and to my nose.

My pimple infested nose.

Everyone has something to say about my pimple and nose. And they all think they are comedians.

Meng: Dayu has a big nose so it's only natural that he has a big pimple.

Xiao: That's the motherload of pimple! Fuck!

Lipin: Are you sure that's not a small boil. It looks infected, Dayu.

JiJi: Why didn't you tell me that you need a day in a facial spa? I could have went there with you.

Goddess: Tell me, you are eating greasy food again, right? Your face is so oily we can use it as a deep fryer.

XB: Can I call you Rudolf now? You know, the one with a shiny and red nose.

Me: Fuck you, XB.

Pau: Don't pop it. Let it subside on it's own.

Jin: Pop it, then upload the video so we can all see all that gooey goodness coming out of your zit...

Me: You are disgusting, Jin. And also...you are making me want to pop it. So yeah...

Wang Zhu: Follow Pau's suggestion. Don't pop it. And for Christ's sake wash your hands and face.

Me: I wash my hands and face!

Joi: I have a new dermatologist, I could recommend you to be her new client.

MD: That is Qing's fault.

Me: (mildly interested) What do you mean, MD?

MD: You have pimples because someone is thinking about you constantly.

Lipin: Not according to Science. Pimples are caused by dirt and hormonal imbalance.

MD: Fuck Science, Dayu is a germaphobe, he is clean. I think Dayu is not sleeping well, he can't because someone is thinking about him constantly. And we all know who that person is.

Meng: Qing ge...

Xiao: It's Qing ge for sure.

Me: This is Qing's fault! That bastard!

Qing: (late to the party) What? What is happening?

I exited the chatroom of our group to call Qing via video call. He took the call after two rings.

Qing's handsome face filled the screen of my tablet. I pouted at him.

Me: I look hideous! I have pimples.

Qing: (wincing) Yeah, I can see. But it's just one pimple on your nose, Love.

Me: It's the most noticeable but I also have small ones in my cheeks and chin. I can conceal them with make ups but the one on my nose...it's too big! This is all your fault.

Qing: (eyes widening a little) Why is it my fault?

Me: You keep on thinking about me! That's why pimples are popping up on my face!

I growled a bit to him. Qing sighed while shaking his head.

Qing: That's such nonsense theory. And I am not constantly thinking about you...