Blame Game

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Qing is frowning at me through the video call. In irritation...

(What did you do this time?)

Why? Why do you guys always think that I am the reason why your Baba is irritated? His world doesn't revolve around me, you know. He has his family, friends, coworkers, business associates...

He got his damn dogs!

There are many reasons why Qing could be irritated.

Why do you think that when Qing is irritated about something, it involves me? Why?

Aren't you guys being too unfair about me? I am not Qing's main source of irritation! Goddamnit!

Qing: (scowling at me) You are irritating. You are my main source of irritation.

Silence...

So...yeah...

(Wow)

I know. I irritate the man. He is easy to irritate these past few days let me tell you. Qing is just...too sensitive at times.

I mean, all of you girls calling your man insensitive, well try having a relationship with a sensitive boyfriend. It's no walk in the park too, let me tell you. Again...

Anyways, it's because of my skin. I have little patches of rashes in my arms and collarbone and thighs. Itchy scratchy rashes. They are not bad but they are irritating and I whined to Qing about them and now he is irritated too.

Huh...I guess I am Qing's source of irritation.

(You think?)

Stop the side comments, dear readers.

And FYI, Qing is irritating too. He is blaming the seafood feast I had as the source of the itchy rashes.

Yes. We are having a blaming game about the rashes on my skin. So bear with us because this will be educational and intellectual conversations.

I am kidding, we always spew bullshits. But still...bear with it. Anyways...

Why is he blaming the delicious seafood for my skin infection? Why?

Qing: (irritated) Because those rashes came after you ate your weight in shrimps, squids and other seafood. That is why. Logic, Dayu.

Logic. I hate it. Why does he always have to include logic in our fights? He just want to rub on my face that he is smarter than me.

Stupid Wang Qing.

Well...I am more stubborn than him!

(You are...you so are...)

Me: Stop blaming the seafood. They were delicious. I have you know, I think it's because of the abundance of dust here in our shooting location. Dust irritate my skin, you know...

Qing: Dust? Since when did you gave dust a chance to irritate your skin? You are diligent in wiping your arms and face with wet wipes so dust won't settle on you. You clean freak.

Yeah, I do that.

Me: Well, maybe I forget to wipe myself and dust settle. It's dust...

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