Secret Love Nest 2018

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People are noticing my most improved physique nowadays.

Qing: (shocked) Your what now?

Never mind him.

Like I said, people are noticing my body nowadays. I regained my appetite so I am eating well again. I stopped losing weight. You know...aka starving myself, doing water theraphy...shitty stuffs like that. But instead, I am eating right, less carbs, more protein, enough water, antioxidant teas and get this...

Exercising.

Yeah. Playing pools and badminton is a norm for me these days.

Qing: Really?

Well...no. Ahm...how to explain this...

It's fun posing with pool tables and racquets nowadays.

I mean...you all know me. Right? It's not that I hate exercising or playing sports or sweating in general. Those things hates me.

They hate me.

But I...look well nowadays. Right? Tell me, I look extra buffy and cute nowadays. Come on.

Some of my friends are commenting on my photos, looking at my biceps...

Saying I am ripped.

Someone...you know, a good friend of mine that we will all hide behind the name "Xiao", even dropped a bomb. Saying...

"I bet you can take down Qing ge now..."

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Qing: (while we are having dinner together) What did Xiao said?

Me: Nothing. He is being a joker.

Qing: (sneering) Right. Because that will not happen. Ever.

Me: (frowning) What do you mean it will not happen? You think I cannot take you down?

Qing: (matter of fact tone) Yeah.

Me: (offended) Why? Because you are bigger than me? More athletic than me?

Qing: (frowning) Why are you getting louder?

Me: (putting down my chopsticks) I don't know, Wang Qing. Maybe because I find what you said a little demeaning.

Qing: (stopped eating too) Okay. You are calling me by my whole name. Are you getting pissed?

Me: Darn right I am...Wang Qing...

I am pissed! What does he mean it will never happen? What is he implying? That I will always be weaker than him? Physically speaking.

Qing: (sighing) Dayu ah, calm down.

Me: (not calm) I am calm! I am so calm I am Zen! Don't tell me to calm down.

Qing: (sighing again) Okay. You are calm. Should I apologize now?

Me: (still not calm) No! Don't apologize. Don't you dare. I will take no apology. Oh it's on now!

Qing: (looking confuse) What is on?

Me: (pointing at him) You and me...wrestling.

Qing: (surprised chuckling) What?

Me: (offended by that chuckling) Why? Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at me? (Eyes widening) Are you seriously laughing at me?