Secret Love Nest 2018

Sign Off 2018

Me: Blonde. What do you think of blonde?

Qing: (blinking) For what?

Ugh! This man. The year is already on it's end yet Qing still finds ways to annoy me.

It's bad enough that we are apart as we decided to celebrate New Year's celebrations with our respective families. I am in Heilongjiang while Qing is in Beijing.

We are separated, yet this man is adding up more reasons to piss me off. Video chatting with Qing is proving useless to me.

Me: Have you been listening to me?

Qing: (yawning) I am, Love. Or at least I am trying. Sorry, I think I am still tired from the party the other night.

Me: It's just last night. You drank yourself to oblivion last night with your friends even though I already warned you not to do it. It's like you never listen to me.

Qing: I listen to you.

Me: You don't...or else you will not ask what we are talking about right now?

Qing: (frowning) Why will I ask what we are talking about? I know what we are talking about...

Me: Really? Okay...say something related to what we were talking about.

Qing opened his lips...and then shut them again. My lover grimaced at me.

Qing: (chuckling awkwardly) What are we talking about again, Love?

Me: (blandly) Our break up.

Qing: (scowling and tutting) Tsk! Feng Jian Yu! That is not a nice joke!

He is acting up now. I just caught him on his lie. He doesn't listen to me. Not really. And now, Qing is scowling at me like I am the one who offends him.

I should break up with this guy. This is the perfect moment. We are apart, he cannot grab me, and I will have a running start in case he chase after me.

(How sure are you that Baba will chase after you?)

Very sure. I am one hundred and another one hundred percent sure that Qing will chase and beg me to come back to him.

(So...two hundred percent sure?)

Very very sure.

(Ooooohhhhhh....someone is confident)

Whatever.

Me: If you don't want us to break up, listen up you overblown oaf.

Qing: (scratching his neck) What is your problem now, really?

Me: I am thinking of changing things. I am getting restless here. My hands and feet are itching. I am ready to run around and climb walls. I am bored.

Qing: So run around and climb walls. Those will be perfect exercises for you.

I stabbed my finger on the end call button. How dare that jerk be cheeky on me? Being cheeky in this relationship is my thing. Mine! I have that dibs.

Qing is pissing me off.

But I still took his call in the next second.