Secret Love Nest 2018

Unfunny pt1

I think it's funny. Your Baba is just a grumpy bear! Hurmp!

(Oh...why? Did something happen again?)

Of course! There's always something happening, you know?! The world revolving around the sun and twisting on it's axis is an event. It's a happening! So everyday, there's something that is happening!

(Oookay...? Are you sure Baba is the grumpy one?)

The man has no sense of humor, I swear!

Tell me, is toothpaste as a shaving foam not funny?

(What? You...what?)

So I put toothpaste in Qing's can of shaving foam. It was meant as a prank. A simple joke. A funny joke. But no...your Baba had to take offense and go livid on my ass.

Not my literal ass...but my figurative ass...which is my face. Qing shouted at my face. But my face is not my ass. And my face doesn't look like my ass. Although both my face's cheeks and asscheeks are smooth to touch.

Are you guys still following me?

(You lost us in "ass" and "face". What's up with your asscheeks again?)

Oh never mind. Just know that my face is not my ass and my ass is not my face.

But yeah...Qing went berserk when he stood in front of the bathroom's mirrors to do his shaving. I was lounging by the door, waiting for the right moment to laugh because I did something naughty to his can of shaving cream.

By naughty, I didn't mean masturbating on it and filling it with my essence. What I meant was I put half of a tube of toothpaste in Qing's shaving cream.

(Glad to know you didn't fill the can with your "essence".)

I am just setting the record straight. Anyways, you will be glad to know that your Baba uses a good brand of shaving cream. What I did was use a syringe to inject toothpaste on the can and then sealed it again.

(What a genius...tsk tsk tsk...)

I know...I am a well of smart ideas.

(Question. Have you thought of using your brain in good cause instead of using it to think of a way to tie yourself up with zip lock while drunk or inject toothpaste in Baba's shaving foam?)

Huh?

(Noted...)

Don't "noted" me. I use my brain for good. I am just not a saint. That's why I also think of ways to prank your Baba. To have fun with him. Hence the toothpaste on the shaving foam.

(But Baba is not having fun.)

Because he is a grumpy bear, I have told you that! We are at the start again. Look, here's what happened.

So Qing was getting ready to shave as I lounge close by, waiting for my surprise to happen. I wish I could record this but Qing will be suspicious and I don't want that so I left my phone in our room.

Qing lined up his shaving kit and shook the can of shaving foam then squirt some on his hand. The smell of mild menthol wafted in the air but my lover didn't notice it and Qing slapped the foam on his hand to his face. That's when your Baba noticed that something is off.