Secret Love Nest 2018

My Lover is Stupid pt2

Welcome to another installment of my diary entitled "My Lover is Stupid" edition.

Qing is really stupid at times. I mean, he is smart. He has business savvy and he could be calculating. But really there are times when I want to ask him when he will start using his brain.

Note: Qing also has moments like this. When he asked me when I will start to use my brain. Yes, I have stupid moments too. But we are not talking about MY stupid moments. These are Qing's moments of dumbness.

First was that order for more action figure. We tackled that already so let's jump on our second item.

That promotional video of him and his team.

Have you all watched it?

(Yes, YuYu...)

Good. So you can understand why I am asking things like...

Really? Really?! What the hell?!

Are you guys with me? Are you feeling me? Can you all understand my reaction right now?

(Uhm...not really. Yuyu ah, are you okay?)

No! No I am not okay.

But I see, you all don't understand. Maybe because you guys enjoyed watching that 54 seconds clip of guys in jersey and basketball shoes holding and dribbling a basketball.

I understand. You guys think they are all hot, right? So cute. So handsome. So cool.

You guys must be smiling while watching that clip. Right?

Good for all of you. Nice.

I am not happy.

(Yeah. We can tell)

Good. Good that you all can tell. Because my stupid lover cannot. My insensitive, dumb lover cannot feel me.

This guy...

Qing: It's just an innocent promotional video, Dayu ah. No need to be stress about it.

Me: Have you read the comments your little promotional video received on different social media platforms?

Qing: You know I don't usually read comments. I like to start my days in a positive notes. You should stop reading comments online too.

Me: I try! But what can I do, some people have no manners, forwarding screenshots of comments about that video to me.

Qing: Who does that?

Me: Some of our friends.

Qing: Give me their names and I will talk to them.

Me: Sure. But let's tackle those comments first. And I am telling you right now, Wang Qing, you will not dribble anyone's balls or boobs.

Qing: (choking on his coffee) People comment like that in our video?

Me: Yeah. You want to read them now?