Secret Love Nest 2018

Lazy Squirrel pt1

It's that moment when you enter your walk in closet and you realized it's about time you clean it up...but you just can't find any fuck to care about cleaning it.

I had that moment this week.

I entered our walk in closet, glared at the chaos there and walked back out. I went straight to our bathroom where Qing has finished washing and is now brushing his teeth.

Me: (disgruntled) Our closet needs sorting out.

Qing: Ahuh...

Me: (glaring at my lover) I cannot be arsed to do it.

Qing: (frowning) Uh?

Me: (sighing) I am not in the mood to clean.

Qing: ... ... ...

Me: My OCD has left the building.

Qing: (eyes widening and rinsing his mouth fast) What? Who left the building?

Me: My OCD...

Qing: (utterly shocked) Is that...was it...truly?

I nodded.

Qing went to my side. He put a palm on my forehead.

Qing: No fever.

Me: (touched at his concern) No, I am not sick, don't worry.

(I don't think Baba is worried. More like unbelieving the words you are saying...)

Qing: (pinching my cheek next) (wondering tone) Are you real?

Me: (swatting his hand away) Yes. I just don't feel like cleaning.

Qing: (clapping once) Oh my! The day has finally arrived! Ha ha ha!

I watched in confusion as my lover went out of the bathroom, laughing at himself. I have a sad news for you guys, I think your Baba had gone totally cuckoo.

Me: (sighing to myself and checking my reflection in the mirror) How will I explain this to his family? How will I say that Qing is insane now...?

(YuYu ah...Baba is not insane)

He is insane. He is laughing by himself without anyone giving him a joke. I'd say that's a sure sign that not everything in Qing's brain is going normal.

Maybe it's because my lover is working too hard. Or partying with his friends a lot. Or maybe it's the mind blowing sex we are having. I don't know, I think I will just pick one between those three reasons...I have to give Qing's parents something to justify their son's insanity.

(Oh boy...)

Oh boy indeed. What could have pushed Qing from the edge of craziness?

(Not what. Who! We think it's you...)

Really? Oh well...I guess you will all be right. I think I am capable of driving Qing insane even though I have my clothes on and I am not making an accident that could potentially snuff my life out. I think it's a talent, I have.