The second Book to my collection of Attack on Titan fanfictions. So if you enjoy reading Attack on Titan related stories including ones with Armin, Eren or Mikasa, feel free to read! Enjoy
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Eren Yeager had a girlfriend. She was a very hungry, HUNGRY girlfriend. He fed her morning, mid-morning, afternoon, late-afternoon, evening, and night. So she basically received two dinners. And two lunches. And two breakfast.
She could eat so much in so little time, some joked around saying that she was a Titan. Eren thought Sasha was cute, and she is, and he eventually asked of her to be his boyfriend, which she happily agreed.
But if only Eren knew how expensive it would have been having to be in a romantic relationship with this wild girl... he would had long forgotten asking her out, all to save his dear wallet.
But the food and his wallet wasn't the only problem; he was the problem. Or rather, his body was what became the problem, rather.
Each and every day Eren was forced to eat six meals a day with his beloved girlfriend, Sasha. But each time he did, two or three times a day he would have to vomit it all out in the Private Quarters restroom around the corner in the hallway.
And that wasn't the end of it; he had to watch as his weight got bigger and bigger... and he had to watch how fatter he got, and how terribly he begun to perform in training exercises for his free time.
If this keeps up, once of these days if he is stranded outside, with no horse, if he can't even reach for his hand to bite down upon... he might just end up in the stomach of a hungry, hungry Titan.
This relationship... it... it was falling apart. Eren couldn't live like this. It was unhealthy. So he did what any person with a functioning brain would have done, and he approaches Sasha, and then...
"Sasha... I... we need to talk." He starts out. "Huh? Oh sure, what do you want to talk about? Breakfast? mid-morning, afternoon, late-afternoon, evening, and night? Because... oh baby, I got hundreds of ideas for us to eat out at!" Sasha smacks her hands together in excitement.
Sometimes Eren feels like Sasha is in love with food more than she actually is with him. But... here goes nothing. "So um, Sasha... that's not exactly what I want to talk about."
"Oh? Then what is it?"
"Well... we... I... I can't date you anymore." Eren decides to finally spill it out. "Huh? But why?!" Sasha bursted out. "At first... I wanted to date you cause your the cutest girl I knew back when we were trannies in the 104th cadet corps. You were even cuter than Christa Lenz! But... this... our relationship... it needs to stop."
"But why??? If I haven't been feeding you enough, I'll change that! We will go from devouring six meals a day to twelve meals a day!!" Sasha panics.
"That's exactly it!! That's the problem I've been trying to tell you, Sash! We eat too much! If I continue to date you, my wallet will eventually die. And if I keep overeating, I'll get too fat to even transform myself into a Titan or to fight! I will get eaten! I'm really sorry Sasha. Really, I am. But it's not you; it's rather... your stomach that's the problem."
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"Eren... YOU JERK!!!!!"
Sasha punches Eren straight in the face before shoving three potatoes down his throat. He nearly chokes on the potatoes.
"I WILL MAKE YOU EAT AND EAT AS MANY POTATOES AS IT TAKES TIL YOU LEARN TO ACCEPT FOOD IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!" Sasha screams like a lunatic.
"MMF-!!" Eren shrieks while more and more potatoes are forced into his mouth and he's forced to eat them and swallow each and every bite.
"WE AREN'T OVER TIL I SAY WE ARE!!!!" Screams Sasha as tears streamed down her eyes. She loves Eren, she doesn't want him to leave her simply because he has a food problem. So she will force him to chow down on food until he accepts this as a natural part of life.
"Sasha, stop it!!" A tight and forceful hand grabs at potato-girl's wrist. It was Mikasa. And she was glaring harshly at the amber haired girl.
"That's enough. If Eren says, he's done, he's done." Mikasa voiced very cold and harshly. "B-But..." Whimpers Sasha. "No buts." Adds Mikasa.
Sasha thuds to the ground and begins to wail and cry like a newborn baby stripped of it's right to eat food. But then Connie hurries to her side.
"How dare you make Sasha cry!!" He shrieks at the raven haired girl. Did she even possess a soul, he wondered. "How dare she make Eren fat and put his health at risk." Tsked Mikasa heartlessly.
"Sasha, please don't cry! Cheer up!" Connie tries his best to brighten his partner in crime's spirit. "B-But... m-my very first boyfriend ever just broke up with me!!! And now I can't even lots of food no mooooore~!" Wails Sasha, a complete mess.
"H-Hey... I-I'll give you time to think about it, but... we can be a thing if you want. Like... we can date. And... I'll give you as much food as you possibly desire." Connie voices.
Sasha's sobs and cries suddenly comes to a stop and she lifts her gaze up to Connie's. "S-Seriously...?! Y-You really mean it?!" The wild girl sniffles.
"O-Of course I mean it! To be honest, I've always had a crush on you ever since our days of training. In a matter in fact, I was always jealous of Eren for treating you out to eat, and hanging out with you." Connie adds.
"S-So... you won't ever break up with me... b-because of food?" Sasha asked hopefully.
"Of course, not only an idiot would do that."
So Eren was single once again, to his relief, and he worked every day to push off the weight Sasha put him through. Eventually, Eren recovered with the help of Mikasa and Armin.
And as for Sasha, she now had a new boyfriend; a better boyfriend. And a boyfriend who didn't mind stripping his wallet for her.
