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James : "I'm really worried about this virus. "

Adam :"Don't worry James I'll protect you!"

James : "Adam you can't protect me from a vi-"

Adam : *starts punching the air*

James : *facepalms* Adam.

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Adam : "Jameson! Time for cuddles."

James : "Coming!"

Adam : *hugs James tightly*

James : *coughs*

Adam : "James get the hell away from me. You're sick!"

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Adam : "James! I know how to protect you from the virus."

James : "With self quarantining, covering your face when you cough and/or sneeze, and washing your hands."

Adam : "Nope, with this!" *brings in a bunch of toilet paper rolls.*

James : "I-"

Adam : "And there's more in the car. We're loaded!"

James : A D A M !

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Adam : *sits down to eat*

James : "Did you wash you're hands?"

Adam : *gets up and goes to the bathroom*

James : "With soap?"

Adam : *gets up*

James : "Did you wash for 20 seconds while singing Happy Birthday to yourself twice."

Adam : "Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to me."

James : "Did you dry you-"

Adam : "JAMES I AM FUCKING HUNGRY LET ME E A T!"

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James : "My book your got cancelled."

Adam : "Aww James. Look on the bright side."

James : "Huh?"

Adam : "Now I won't have to miss you."

James : "Aww, Adam!"

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Adam : "Jameson, you make me the happiest man/demon in the world. I would be nothing without you. So will do the honor." *gets down on one knee* "And share this hand sanitizer with me."

James : *teary eyed* "Yes!"

Adam : *squirts some hand sanitizer on James hand*

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Adam : "Give it to me James!"

James : "I'm coming Adam be patient."

Adam : "Come on faster!"

James : "You don't need to hold it just go."

Adam : "But I need it!"

James : "I'm trying dude!"

Adam : "JAMES!"

James : "Ok got it!"

Adam : "Thank God!" *flushes*

James : "Next time go get toilet paper before you use the bathroom Adam."

Adam : "It was an emergency."

James : "Whatever, just wash your hands."

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Adam : "Jameson you know everything about hands."

James : "Why do think so?"

Adam : "Because you're a handsome man."

James : *blushes* "Aww, and you're a pretty princess Adam."

Adam : "Hey! I'm a gorgeous princess."

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James : "Hey everyone. The author just wants you to know that being safe during this time of crisis is the most important thing. Be sure to wash you're hands and get in all those small spaces."

Adam : "And cover your face when you cough or sneeze. Try not to touch you're face too much. If you're sick you should stay home and distance yourself."

James : "Let's work together to keep each other healthy." *holds Adam's hand* "Wear you're seatbelt!"

Adam : "And stay hydrated!"

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