I'm not planning to fool you guys with some kind of J O K E. But I am doing something weird. You see, once I was in a group chat and we were talking about head canons. One person was talking about if you you Adam's food he'll start acting like a crazy raccoon. (Which is accurate.) and to calm him down you would have to pet him and treat him like a puppy. After realizing that I might of been talking to a furry (I have nothing against them alright) I decided that THAT'S ADORABLE! So here's some shorts.
James : "Adam sit."
Adam : *sits*
James : "Adam speak."
Adam : "Fuck."
James : "Good boy."
•~•
James : *working*
Adam : "James...I wanna play..."
James : "Not now Adam. I'm busy."
Adam : "Are you done yet?"
James : "No Adam."
Adam : "This is gonna take forever."
James : "Well find something to do because I'm gonna be here for a whi-"
Adam : *whimpers*
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James : "Fine..."
•~•
Adam : *puts leg up*
James : "Adam, what are you doing?"
Adam : "Marking my territory. Speaking of which...." *walks over to James*
James : No. Bad Adam! Not on the carpet. >:(
•~•
James : *rubs Adam's stomach*
Adam : *wags tail*
James : "Who's a good boy?"
Adam : "I am!"
James : "Yes you are."
Adam : *licks James'cheek* "I love you."
James : "Aww, I love you too."
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pril Fool's I guess.... Also I made art. Enjoy that.
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