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HII.. ITS ME, I , TEGAN. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? YOU, SIR, YES YOU, OVER HERE. GOOD.

PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP, PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHEERY ON TOP AND HOT FUDGE AND CARAMEL TOPPING, STOP TELLING ME TO GET CAT AND BRAI TOGETHER. THEY. ARE. NOT. GETTING. TOGETHER. I REPEAT: CAT AND BRAI ARE NOT GETTING TOGETHER. SO EVERYONE, PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO GET THEM TOGETHER. GOT IT? GOOOOOOOD.

Also, this is a fanfiction. Yes, it's cheesy and cliché. It's meant to be. If you don't like my writing, or my ideas, back the fuck off. I don't care if you don't like it, THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'. Just so you know, no one even bother giving me shit, because I honestly don't care. Don't like Ethan or Jai? Well, talk to the hand. LOOK OUT MILEY, THERES A NEW DIVA IN TOWN. WHEN IN DOUBT, FLIP THE TABLE AND WALK OUT AS SASSILY AS POSSIBLE. WORKS EVERY TIME.

And that just brings me back to memories of Jai Waetford.. If he was on TV, I would be out of my bedroom and into the lounge room so fast. EAT YOUR HEART OUT USAIN BOLT. One time my sister played a trick on me saying Jai was on TV, but he really wasn't. SOMEONE GET ME A BOAT BECAUSE MY TEARS ARE ABOUT TO FLOOD THIS PLACE.

By the way, Jai is not batman. I am. He's just the decoy.

And now you know our secret, I'll have to kill you. Just kidding, I couldn't kill a reader <3. (At least that's what I would tell the cops)

Anyways, I will write what I want, when I want. HAVENT YOU EVER HEARD OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH? YOU, MY HATER NEED TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS. I WOULD TAG YOU, BUT I DONT REALLY WANT TO. Let's call them Voldermort, Voldy for short. I like that. Yes, I am a bitch. AND I OWN IT.

Thank you for all your kind words, votes and support on my books. For those who have been with me from the start, and even those ones who have just joined me, *Julia Gillard voice or Jai's Christmas tag voice (you'll know what I mean if you've seen it. It will be attached to the next Chappy)* deep down from the bottom of my heart, I can't thank you enough. THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN AWARDS CEREMONY SPEECH HAHA.

IM ALSO STARTING A NEW THING. IM NOT GOING TO BE UPDATING UNTIL I GET TEN VOTES. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS TAP THE LITTLE STAR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

I was trying to count all the chapters I've written for these books and.. EW, MATHS. LIKE, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO USE THIS?

THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END, SOLVE X TO SAVE IT. And once again.. I got sidetracked.

So I counted.. Over a hundred. So yay, go me. Still can't believe I got a B in maths.

Okay. I'm going to Sydney for three weeks to see my mum on the Monday after Christmas. (Yay!). I ALSO MIGHT BE MEETING JAI WAETFORD. I don't know how much I'll be able to update, but I will try my best.

So basically, ily a billy readers, ily more than tacos... Actually, I may have to take that one back. Anyways, ily a lot and I'll update as much as possible.

If anyone is bored, wants to fangirl, or just wants to chat to anyone, please inbox me. I PROMISE I DONT BITE.. MOST OF THE TIMES. EVERYONE HAS BAD DAYS.

Peace, love and Ethan Karpathy.

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