Percy: What are you doing?
Nico hanging from the ceiling blowtorching an action figure of Zeus while eating a packet of Oreos: Vibing
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Will: Nico, did you eat today?
Nico: No
Will: You have to eat!
Nico: . . . No
Will: At least one fruit
Nico: Fine, whatever
Will: *Tosses Nico an apple*
Everyone: *gapes and stares*
Nico: *completely oblivious* What?
Annabeth: *sly grin*
Nico: What! Is this apple poisoned or something?
Will: Nope.
Let's just confuse the people who don't understand.
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Percy Jackson/Solangelo Oneshots
أدب الهواةExactly what the title says. All characters belong to Rick Riordan! Multiple Ships (let's be honest it's mostly Solangelo).