The Unusual Suspects Book 2

Charles

"So...we gone have to coordinate a time when we can all link for the sizing of the suits." I said since almost all my groomsmen were present.                 "I'm good any day. except Saturday and Sunday, Imma be out of town." Kev said.
"I'm good any day." Jay said.                      
"Any day except Wednesday for me." Tony said.    "I'm straight on any day as long as it's after 1." Mar said.                                             
"Cool, Paradox is free all week days too. So can we shoot for Thursday at like 3?" I asked them and everybody nodded.    
"So...you ready for this?" Jay asked me.
"Yeah man...this is just the formality. Me and Iris been together for forever at this point. I mean we already live our lives together, so what's the difference?"         
"We get that part, but this is legally binding at the end of the day G." Mar said as all eyes were on me.                      
"Isn't this the end result of dating though? The desired outcome is marriage, isn't it?" I said.          "Of course, that's the desired outcome, other than that we're wasting each other's time. But I think what he was asking is if you are mentally ready for this here?" Kev said.                                    "You know cuz your fiance is certified." Tony said calmly as we all busted out laughing. "I mean mine definitely isn't much better, but I'm saying though."    
"Yeah, you had to clean that up." Mar said as the laughs continued.                  
"Man...all women crazy." I said.               
"Not all of them, but most." Mar said.    "Please...who not?" Jay said.                   
"Erica hasn't shown an ounce of crazy. Hell...Dom ain't crazy either. They both chill as hell." Mar said quickly.                   
"I mean I know I haven't been around that long so I can only speak on so much, but yeah Dom definitely seems pretty chill almost all the time. Erica strikes me as the motherly type and I haven't seen crazy either. But in Iris' defense, she had no choice, she had to adapt to her environment. As far as Toya goes, she's tough, but not crazy. Just my opinion though." Kev said smoothly.        
"I don't know bruh, Iris is wild." Jay said.                 "She is, but bruh she's like you but with a vagina." Mar said and we all laughed.    
"3rd time someone said it. Damn it." Jay said and we all laughed.                        
"But yall solid people to have by your side for real. So sometimes that lil bit of crazy is good." Tony said.                              
"For sure. That just shows yall passionate behind yall shit. Everybody needs somebody like that for real." Kev said.                                                                 "He's right though. I wouldn't want yall no different for real and that's on me." I said. At first I wasnt too sure about the crowd of dudes I had for my wedding, but you know what, these cats is solid as they come. I got them walking with me and Rodney was standing in as a father figure. I was set for sure.                                  
"Ohhhh excuse me fellas." Zion said as she walked through the door and went past us and straight to Martin.                    
"Hey Daddy." she said as she kissed him in a way that I felt like we needed to stick a quarter in the machine to watch. When she walked off we all just looked at Martin for a moment.                          "What?" he said as we all burst out laughing. "I mean...don't hate the player, master the game G." he said.    
"I'm cool, not trying to die." I said.          
"Yeah, me neither." Kev said right behind me.         "Yall some trained negroes." Mar said laughing and we just looked at him.     
"It ain't that I'm trained, I just prefer to keep my focus on one. Like I respect polyamory and polygamy and all that, it's a beautiful thing when it works. But I feel like I can love a woman in multiple ways, so I don't need multiple women." Kev said and we all looked around.         
"Well goddamn Wale, I see why my sister likes you." Mar said as we all burst into laughter, he a fool.                                  
"But he's right though. Hell for real my girl got like 4 personalities, we are in a polyamorous relationship. It's either La'Toya, Toya, Toy, or LaLa...spin the wheel." Tony said and kept the laughs going for a minute.                                       "Let me not start on Nicole's nutty ass. She fried as fuck for real." Mar said.        
"And is! Remember that time she came out on the block and wiled out." Jay said. Jay, Mar, and Tony died laughing.
"Oh no, we gotta hear this story." I said. "G...listen. I was out on the block so you know I ain't paying attention to the phone. She was blowing me up like a mf. She checked my location and pulled up. Mind you, I was selling this work to this older lady. She came through and yanked my ass away from the car and upped the pipe on this lady. Man...fucked up everything."                       
"Oh she wasn't playing with that ass." Kev said and we all tried to control the laughter.                    "Hell naw she wasn't. You should've seen that shit, it was crazy." Tony said. 
"I think that's what made me fall for her crazy ass. See Nicole is crazy, but within reason. Erica, is the calm one. The one who can rationalize and put everything into motion. Zion, now she's the wild child. She be with everything and all in at the same time. How can I go wrong?" Mar said and it sounded good.                 
"Man...bruh what you gone do when their cycles sync up though?" Jay said.
"Well...he got some months before that'll happen since they're knocked." I said and they laughed.     "But when they're not, I'mma pray for you." Kev said.                                                 
"He gone need them prayers." Tony said.                 "What yall in here laughing at?" Nicole asked as she walked into the room and we all instantly stopped laughing.         
"About your crazy ass baby." Mar said as he grabbed her. "You remember that one time you showed up on the block." She started laughing and so did we.     
"Thought I was gonna have to murk yo ass." she said calm as hell.                         
"And there goes the crazy. Let me get Suki up out of here." Jay said as he hopped up and we laughed.                     
I'm with him, let me go grab D." Kev said. We all laughed hard as fuck.