This time, I'm serious

You're exactly my type

Jas couldn't help but stare as the new girl walked onto the stage.

She was thicc with a double c, unlike the double d's that were filling her bikini. Her hips and thighs looked positively biteable. She had this sharp dip in her waist that made it look like she was born to be in lingerie. Jas had never seen someone with curves as killer as hers.

For no goddamn reason at all, her eyes immediately darted to Bruno, and she immediately wished they hadn't.

He clearly hadn't noticed that Jas was staring at him, because his mouth was slightly agape, and he looked like he was about to start drooling. She wasn't actually 100% sure that he wasn't . But there was something else there. Recognition?

Fortunately, Jas's mind was sensible enough to avert her eyes from the painful scene, and instead, look at all the other islanders. She was somewhat reassured to notice that almost all of them, especially the boys, had almost identical expressions on their faces.

In fact, Youcef looked like he'd just been hit by a bus. Jas almost giggled at how immensely nervous he looked. She didn't pick him as the type to be left speechless by anyone. But he seemed to have a bit of a thing for girls with killer curves.

Everyone cheered loudly, standing up to greet her.

The new girl laughed. "Sit down, sit down! You'll get your chance to say hello, but first, I have to do my talent for the show! The last time anyone wanted to talk to me this bad, they made me pay back my car loan."

A wave of laughter went around the lawn.

OK, so she's also funny ... that's fine.

"No, but seriously though, it's great to be here. Maybe I should start by introducing myself. My name's Tiffany, from Cardiff. Tiff's better though, and I'm a stand up comedian."

Fuck.

Jas couldn't help but feel an extremely strong pang of jealousy as everyone turned to look at Bruno.

Tiff laughed. "I know, I know. But don't worry Bruno, I don't date boys who are funnier than me".

She paused. "So that means you're exactly my type."

Everyone cracked up laughing, not least of all Bruno.

Jas's jealousy was starting to bubble a little as he clutched his sides in laughter and went bright red. She put on a bright smile though. She wasn't about to make things awkward.

Tiff continued. "Honestly, wow, it's weird being in here. I've been watching you lot for so long you're proper celebrities to me now. So it's a bit odd being the fresh meat in here. It's a nice change from the usual though, where everyone I like suddenly turns vegetarian."

She paused for the laughing to fade

"I don't mind that, though. I'm not one to judge about food choices. I'm not picky when it comes to food. Clearly ..." she motioned to her ass, eliciting more laughter.

"I'll literally eat anything. I'm that weird person who just never wastes food. I remember once, I was having a picnic with a friend, and I picked up this mini pie, and dropped it right on the grass. So I picked it up, and started complaining to my friend about what a shame it was, for such a delicious looking pie to fall on the ground and get all gross. And she just looked at me and pointed at the empty tin in my hand, and went... 'Tiff, you just ate it!'"

Laughter erupted around the lawn.

She laughed, beaming at them. "Yeah, so clearly, I don't care what anyone eats. I'll literally eat food off the ground. You dangle it in front of me, I'll put it in my mouth. Yet somehow, I'm still single."