A montage of the park lakeside with people sailing, chilling, etc., Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Pops are sitting around a table with a sandwich and some ingredients.)
Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Pops: Hoagie Sandwich! Hoagie Sandwich!
Mordecai: Squeeze out the Mustard, do it real quick! (Puts on Mustard)
Rigby: A dab of Mayo, too much'd be sick! (Puts Mayonnaise on)
Nico : Let's grab some pickles to make super sour!
Pops: Healthy veggies'll make this valid! (Puts on lettuce and tomatoes)
Rigby: And don't forget the main ingredients so we don't confuse it with a salad!
Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Pops: (Putting meat on) Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
(Mordecai elbows in onto the table and holds it up as everybody in the gang laughs.)
(A group of four fully grown Canadian Geese show up on the bridge. The Geese start attacking the lakeside, starting by scaring a couple away, pushing a squirrel off the bridge, and even dropping a giant rock on a paddle boat with a couple in it, breaking it and sending the couple into the lake. Two of the geese chest pound each other.)
Pops: Those ruffians!! (Gets up and runs to the geese) Now see here, geese!! Your behavior is most uncouth! Now, I'm afraid- (Geese start pushing him around) Ahhhh!
(Pops runs away, sobbing.)
Nico : Pops !
Rigby: Hey, quit it!
(The geese stare at the sandwich and Rigby realizes it.)
Rigby: PROTECT THE SANDWICH!
(The geese attack it and throw it in the trash can.)
Rigby: (Sobbing) WHYYY?
(The geese start punching the trash can, smashing it in the process, and rolls the trash can towards the three where it may have hit another trash can, sending some garbage flying in the air.)
Nico : Oh crap ! Run !
(Cuts to the house, and into Benson's office.)
Mordecai: Benson, something's gotta be done about those geese. Pops is locked in his room crying!
Nico : Yeah these things are not normal one of wacked a squirrel into the water and picked up a big rock and threw it on a boat! That people were in man something is wrong with them !
Benson: Yeah, we've been getting complaints. They're highly territorial, war-like birds. (Lays back his feet on the desk) Luckily, I got a few guys who will be taking care of the problem.
Mordecai,Rigby and Nico: Dude, awesome!
Rigby: Who is it?
Benson: A few guys named Mordecai, Rigby and Nico.
Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: What?!
Nico : Dude ! Did you not hear what I just said they threw a big rock. At people !
Mordecai: Maybe you don't understand, Benson. These geese... they're terrifying.
Rigby: Terrifying!
Benson: I don't wanna hear it! Do it or you're fired!!
Rigby: Man, you always say that. You're all talk, Benson. ( Nico laughs)
Benson: (seething in rage) GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUURRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! (gets up in a rage) URAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
