Country Club

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The episode opens with Mordecai, Rigby and Nico gardening in the Park.)

Rigby: H-h-h...

Mordecai: What?

Rigby: (He is looking at a $100 bill on the ground.) H-h-

Nico : Dude just say !

Rigby : Hundred dollar bill... (He tries to grab it, but it suddenly moves away.) What the? (He starts to run after it.)

Mordecai: (He is driving the golf cart with Nico in.) Get in!

(Rigby gets into the golf cart and they drive toward the $100 bill. Rigby tried to grabs it, but it gets away again and goes behind the Country Club gates and reveals that a man, the Country Club Leader, had the $100 bill tied to a fishing hook.)

Rigby: Aw man! It's those Country Club jerks!

Roger: (He laughs.) They totally fell for it.

Country Club Leader: Ah, that's rich.

Male Member 2: Kinda like us! (The group laugh again.)

Nico : Man screw you people! You think it's funny to do that to people?

Mordecai: Let's see how you like it!

(Mordecai grabs the cart and starts to spray dirt into the Country Club with it.)

Rigby: Hm, hm, hm, hm!

Nico : Matter fact I got a better idea! ( He goes to the cart and goes in the trunk and starts throwing soda can at the country club people.) How you like that ? How you like that ?

Female Member 1: Ah, stop! Security!

(Four men suddenly rush out, lift up the golf cart knocking Mordecai out of it, and they take the cart into the Country Club.)

Mordecai: Hey, what are you doing? You can't take our golf cart!

Female Member 2: Here in the Country Club, we can do whatever we want.

Roger: That's right, babe. (He kisses her and they both drink.)

Rigby: Give us back our cart!

Country Club Leader: I'd rather not. You know why? Because, we are going to destroy it tonight at our annual Summer Solstice event! (He looks over at the Female Member 1.) What do you think, dear?

Female Member 1: Oh, I think it's a marvelous idea! (They kiss and drink their drinks.) Now, what're you all say we leave this side-show and get some d'oeuvres? (She and the rest of the group agree and they all leave.)

Mordecai: Man, forget this, I'm going to get the cart.

(Mordecai, Rigby and Nico climb over the gate, but the alarm goes off and three security guards start charging toward them.)

Mordecai, Rigby and Nico : Woah! Woah! Woah! (They get tossed out.)

Nico : Oh man what are we gonna do ?

Rigby: Benson's gonna kill us when he finds out the cart is missing!

Mordecai: He's not gonna find out.

(Clock transition to Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Gremo Skips, Thomas, Damien and Pops near the Snack Bar.)

Mordecai: Guys, we need your help!

Pops: What's the matter?

Rigby: You guys have to promise not to tell Benson. The golf cart just got confiscated by the Country Club and we need your guys' help to break in and get it back. (The group just stares at them blankly and they go back to what they were saying, except Thomas and Damien.)

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⏰ Last updated: May 22 ⏰

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