Cool Cubed

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The episode begins in a store named Fast N' Easy and Mordecai, Rigby, Nico, Thomas and Pops enter)

Mordecai,Rigby and Nico : (opens the door) Spluuushiiieeees!

(Mordecai pays for a slushy and the Cashier pours the slushy inside of the cup and gives it to Mordecai, who rips the plastic off the straw and puts it in the cup)

Rigby: (holding a camera) Reaadyyy?

Mordecai: Let's do thiiiyuuuuus! (drinks the splushy)

Everyone: Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze!

(Mordecai then makes a weird face after drinking the whole slushy and a photo is taken)

Rigby: (drinks the splushy and also made a weird face after being "brain frozen" and another photo is taken of him)

Nico: ( drinks the splushy and makes a weird face and drops his splushy and holds his head hard) Aaaaaaah! It's cold! ( and a photo is taken of him)

Pops: (drinks the splushy then kneels to the ground while grabbing his head) Ahahahahaaa! Brain freeze! (A photo of him is taken as well)

Thomas: Haha, here I go! (drinks the splushy but doesn't make any weird face like the others did. Rigby takes a photo of his strangely-normal face.)

(Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Pops looks at the photo for a bit then laughs)

Mordecai: Dude Thomas, you call this a brain freeze face?

Rigby: Weak saaaauce!

Pops: I agree. Jolly weak show.

Nico : I know man like how are you not getting a brain freeze?

(The 5 of them laugh)

Thomas: Okay. (pauses for a bit) Wait, wait, wait! (opens the top of the cup and chugs the whole splushy, but there's still no reaction aside from a small laugh)

Rigby: Dude! What is wrong with you?

Thomas: Dudes, dudes! I got this, I got this. (he goes inside the store) Hey man, what's the coolest splushy you got?

Cashier: Uhh, that would be the Cool Cubed. It's imported from the Arctic and contains real glaciers. But I strongly recommend that you reconsider-

Thomas: (slaps money on the counter) I'll take it! Big Swig size!

(The cashier gets the big swig cup, puts on goggles, gloves and puts the splushy to standard to "Cool-Cubed".)

Cashier: Go easy on this, bro.

(Back outside)

Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Pops: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Thomas: Okay. Okay. Here it goes.

(While Thomas goes for it, ice goes up to the tip of the straw and then he sips it.)

Mordecai, Rigby, Nico and Pops: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

(When he is finished, nothing happens and he is calm again.)

Rigby (unamazed): Lame.

(Thomas' face slowly twists and contorts into a brain freeze face.)

Rigby: Ah dude!

Nico : Now that's a brain freeze! ( laughs)

Mordecai: Take the picture! Take the picture!

(Rigby takes the picture and the four of them laugh.)

Mordecai: Dude, this is gold!

Rigby: Thomas, check it out!

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