Regular Show

Trailer Trashed

Benson: Alright, everyone. Listen up. we have a new health inspector coming in any minute, so I need everyone on--

Everyone: (Bored) On our best behavior.

Pops: Ooh, here he comes!

(A van appears and the new health inspector reveals himself)

Muscle Man: That's not our usual inspector.

Benson: (Angered after they didn't listen to what he said) That's what I just SAID! YOU GUYS EVER LISTEN TO ME?!

(The health inspector wants to know who is the Park manager)

Health Inspector: Which one of you is the Park manager?

Benson: That's me, Benson. Nice to meet you.

(Offers a handshake, but Frank doesn't shake it, leaving Benson shocked)

Health Inspector: Mmm, hmm.

(Frank writes unknown information on his clipboard.)

Health Inspector (continued): Frank Jones. City health department. I've been sent to inspect your Park. Now, if it's alright with you, I'd like to get this inspection under way.

(Checks to see if the soda machine is working right, checks the tools, checks Pops's harpsichord, checks the benches, checks the bathrooms, and finally checks the trees. We cut back to the park were the park workers are looking worried as Frank tensely writes on his clipboard.)

Health Inspector: Well, that's it.

Benson: (worried) Did we--

Health Inspector: You passed. Barely.

(The Park workers celebrate)

Health Inspector: (ready to leave) The department will be in touch. (stops, agitated of what he sees) Wait... what is that?

Muscle Man: My trailer. Pretty sweet, huh?

Health Inspector: No human could possibly live in that thing.

Muscle Man: What? No way, bro. That trailer is a palace inside. Go see for yourself.

(Frank opens the door to Muscle Man's trailer and quickly shuts it. He sprays paints an "x" on the door with black spray paint. It is implied that Frank is going to shut it down.)

Muscle Man: What are you doing?!

Health Inspector: This trailer needs to be destroyed. I'm taking it to the dump.

Musicle Man: You can't! This trailer is the third best thing that's ever happened to me! I won it at a hotdog-eating contest.

(Cuts to flashback of Muscle Man mushing his food at the contest and winning the trailer)

Announcer: The winner!

(Audience cheers)

Muscle Man: Yeah! Alright! This is the third best thing that's ever happened to me!

(Flashback ends)

Health Inspector: Look, this trailer is a health hazard and it's getting scrapped!

Muscle Man: But you barely even looked at it! (Muscle Man breaks down in tears and kneels in despair)

Health Inspector: I'm calling the dump!