Mordecai, Rigby and Nico: (Cheering to the T.V.) Car-ter! Bri-iggs! Lo-pez! Car-ter! Bri-iggs! Lo-pez ! Car-ter! Bri-iggs! Lo-pez !
(Goes to "Carter, Briggs and Lopez". Briggs throws the suspect (Named Sammy Krendelman) over the hood of the car.)
Sammy: Hey!
(Briggs takes his wallet)
Briggs: Looky what we got here, Carter.
(Briggs tosses the wallet to Carter.)
Sammy: (Angered) Why am I being arrested?!
Briggs: Attempted hit and run.
Carter: (Sly) Ah, Slammy Fenderbend.
Sammy: (Defensive) That's not my name!
Lopez : If we tell you youre name is Slammy ! Then your'e name is Slamy !
Sammy : ( scared ) Okay Okay.
(Carter and Briggs get in the vehicle with Sammy in the back.)
Carter: We know you work for Escobito, Sammy.
(Static is heard and Commissioner Davis comes through the intercom.)
Davis: Carter, Briggs and Lopez ! This is Commissioner Davis. You three are loose canons!
Briggs: (Sarcastic) Whatever, Commissioner La-mis.
(Carter,Briggs and Lopez' s theme music plays)
Davis: (Angered) Carter Briggs & Lopez !!!
Carter, Briggs and Lopez: Awww, ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ah!! ( Lopez does a loud greeto)
(Briggs hits the gas and does a donut. The screen freeze-frames as credits appear for the executive producer (T. M. Blunderbuss))
Narrator: Next week on "Carter, Briggs and Lopez
(Carter, Briggs and Lopez are doing donuts while shooting guns in a warehouse with four masked men, one of which falls from an upper-level.)
Carter and Briggs: Ye-e-e-e-e-e-AH!!
Carter and Lopez : Escobitoooooooo!
(Briggs shoots a missile)
(The scene turns back to the living room)
Nico : So awesome !
Rigby: You know what I like about this show? (Crosses arms) The realism.
Mordecai: And their custom 1985 police cruiser, engineered for doing donuts.
(Mordecai imitates a car screeching while pretending to turn a driving wheel.)
Nico: (High-pitched) Donuts for Show-Nuts!
(Mordecai, Rigby and Nico laugh)
Rigby: (With his fist in the air) Best cop show ever!
Announcer on the TV: Would you like to meet Carter, Briggs and Lopez ?
Rigby: (To the T.V.) Yes!
Announcer: They'll be at Horton Motor Arena this weekend, judging the 8th Annual Donut Spin-a-thon! (Deeper voice) Spin-a-thon!
Rigby: Donuts!
Mordecai: We do donuts all the time.
Rigby and Nico : (High-pitched) For Show-nuts!
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