The episode starts off with Mordecai, Rigby and Nico washing the cart, while Muscle Man is playing the guitar.)
Muscle Man (singing): You're the pickle on...no...no...you're the cheese on my burger...uh...burger...(normal voice) Yo bros, what rhymes with burger?
Rigby: "Shmurger"?
Nico : What ? Sounds like a gross version of the ultimate meatum.
Muscle Man: Mmm hmm. (puts down guitar) Not bad. Not bad. What rhymes with "hottest girl in the world"?
Mordecai: Dude, Muscle Man what are you doing? Why don't you help us?
Muscle Man: I'm busy writing a song for Starla. Today marks a special day in the history of our relationship. It's the anniversary of when we first made out. And I want it to be really special for Starla. That's why I'm gonna call K.I.L.I.T Radio and get DJ Donny G to play my song and give a shout out to Starla!
Mordecai: Dude, that's not gonna work.
Nico : Yeah not with schmurger .
Muscle Man: No, she'll totally hear it because she listens to the radio like every night.
Mordecai: No, dude. Donny G doesn't play amateur music.
Rigby: Yeah, he doesn't even take requests anymore.
Nico : Matter fact I don't even remember the last time I heard Donny G play on the radio. Weird right ?
Mordecai: Yeah. Muscle Man You're just wasting your time.
Rigby: There's no way they're gonna play your song.
Muscle Man: We'll see about that!
(Scene cuts to the kitchen where Muscle Man calls K.I.L.I.T. Radio and also Mordecai, Rigby and Nico are in the room.)
(phone ringing)
Phone monitor: Hello, this is K.I.L.I.T Radio~
Muscle Man: Yeah, I like Donny G to play my-
Phone Monitor: To talk to a K.I.L.I.T representative, press 0.
(Muscle Man presses 0)
Phone Monitor: Are you calling in regard to a song you heard?
Muscle Man: No, I wanna talk to somebody! (presses 0 several times) ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
Phone Monitor: I'm transferring you to our bilingual system.~
Muscle Man: NO! (presses 0 again) ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
Spanish/Latin phone monitor: Hola, llamaste Radio K.I.L.I.T.~
Muscle Man: (moves table & chair) Uhh!, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! (hits phone madly on the table)
(Mordecai, Rigby and Nico come to Muscle Man)
Mordecai: Dude, Muscle Man, calm down!
Muscle Man: Ugh! I'm a failure of a boyfriend! I can't even do something special for my girl!
Mordecai: Why don't we just go down to the radio station and find somebody to talk to?
Rigby: Yeah, maybe someone there can help you.
Nico : For sure man talking in person is way better than on the phone.
Muscle Man: You're right, bros. I need to take this to the source.
(Scene cuts to the K.I.L.I.T. Radio station when Muscle Man, Mordecai, Rigby and Nico come in Muscle Man's car. They get out of the car and Muscle Man presses the speaker and the security camera turns to them)
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
