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Vegeta X Reader X Goku

I sighed and laid my head on Bulma's shoulder

"I hate this" I said

She huffed and crossed her arms "I can't believe you're complaining about this!" 

I sat up and looked at her "Bulma! They are practically killing each other!" I said

We suddenly heard a big bang come from outside. I looked out the window and saw Goku get up and dust the dirt from his clothes. He looked to the window and smiled at me. 

Vegeta flew from the sky and tackled him into the dirt. He punched him in the face and threw him into the air. Vegeta looked over to the window and smiled at me. He took off into the sky where he and Goku continued their fight

I looked back to Bulma "See!" I said

She rolled her eyes "You have two of the HOTTEST men literally fighting over you and you complain??" She said

"What else should I do? I can't decide who I want to be with!" I said

"Why not both?" She shrugged

"What do you mean?" I asked her

"Well..Like a polyamory relationship..Date them both" She said

"Hmmm" I looked back to the window and saw the two Saiyans still fighting

"Think they would go for it?" I asked

"I dunno" She said

I sighed and stood up "Guess I can try to ask them" I walked outside and looked up to the sky

"She wants me!!" Vegeta said as he knocked Goku back

"NO SHE DOESN'T!" Goku threw a punch at Vegeta

"Hey boys?" I called out

They both stopped fighting and flew down to me

"Yeah?" Goku asked

"I have a proposition for you guys" I smiled

"Uh..what's that mean?" Goku giggled and scratched the back of his head

Vegeta crossed his arms and scoffed "You're an idiot, Kakarot!" He yelled

"It means I have a suggestion for you guys..about our relationship" I said

"Go on" Goku and Vegeta both said

"What if we have a polyamory relationship?" I smiled

"A huh?" They both said

I rolled my eyes and groaned "Like we all date. I date the both of you at the same time" I said

"I REFUSE to share you! Especially with Kakarot!" Vegeta snapped

"I dunno Y/n..That seems weird" Goku said

I sighed "It's either that or neither of you. I refuse to pick" I said

Vegeta and Goku looked to one another. They eyes each other and sighed 

"Fine" Vegeta harshly said

"Okay" Goku smiled

"Sweet!!" I giggled and pulled them into a hug

"How does this work?" Vegeta asked

"Well..I'm not really sure. I've never done this before..I guess we just treat it as a normal relationship except instead of two there's three!" I smiled

I stood between the two and held their hands "This will work" I said

*5 Months Later*