DBZ X Reader Oneshots :)

Vegeta X Reader (Saiyan/Human)

I walked into Bulma's house and into her living room. She was sitting on the couch and watching TV

"Hey" She smiled at me

"Hey" I sat down next to her and looked at the TV

"What are you doing here?" She asked me as she turned the TV down

"I dunno. I was bored at home" I shrugged

"The correct answer was 'Im looking for Vegeta because I'm in love with him' " she said as she mocked my voice. I rolled my eyes and nudged her in the shoulder

"I can't stand the guy. He's such a jerk" I corrected her

"Mhm. I see your eyes when you look at him. They're a mix between 'fuck me eyes' and 'I love you' eyes" She giggled.

Bulma and I had been best friends for as long as I could remember. I've been by her side for everything. Every time Yamcha cheated. Every new invention or break through she had. Every boring science event. Every adventure. I went with her in search of the dragon balls. I went with her to Planet Namek, along with Krillin and Gohan. And I stayed with her for a few months when that angry asshole moved in here

Not because I liked him, I can't stand him. I stayed because I wanted to make sure she was safe

"You're crazy" I chuckled. She scooted closer to me and looked around the room

"What?"I asked. She leaned in close and cupped her hands over my ear as she whispered

"I've heard him moaning your name in his room. I think he masturbates to you" She said. My eyes went wide and I looked at her with disgust on my face

"Ew, what?!" I loudly asked

"Yeah" She nodded as she scooted away from me. I felt weird about this information. It was flattering and gross at the same time

"That's so gross. I'm gonna say something to him" I angrily said as I stood up. Bulma grabbed my wrist to stop me but I pulled away. I stormed to the gravity room, knowing Vegeta would be there. I loudly knocked on the door and tapped my foot as I waited for him to answer.

"I'm busy!" He harshly shouted. I clenched my jaw and banged on the door even harder. I heard him groan in annoyance and then the door swung open. A shirtless Vegeta stood before me. He was covered in sweat and red marks from training with robots.

I lie to Bulma and myself when I say I don't have a thing for him. Vegeta is the most attractive being I've ever seen in my life. He's also got a weird way of pulling me to him. No matter how rude, angry, mean or cocky he is, I just want him to kiss me. I want to feel his body against mine.

It isn't just about his physical appearance either. I want to break down his emotional walls and get to know the Vegeta that he keeps hidden

"What?" He harshly asked me. His body made me forget why I was there for a minute but his harsh voice reminded me. I furrowed my brows in anger and poked him in the chest

"I know what you do in your room! You're sick!" I yelled at him. His eyes turned confused and he crossed his arms

"What are you talking about?" He asked me.

"I'm talking about you masterbating to thoughts of me!" I screamed. His eyes went wide for a moment and then fell back to their angry state. He scoffed and slammed the door in my face. I clenched my jaw out of anger and threw the door open. I stormed inside and grabbed his shoulder.

His very muscular shoulder

And spun him around

"Don't do it again!" I yelled