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Goku X Reader (Body swap)

I laid in bed and clenched my stomach. My period just stared today and I couldn't bare it this time. I groaned and rolled around, trying to get the pain to go away

Goku walked in and smiled "Hey! Wanna come train with me?" He asked

"Number 1, you would kill me. I'm human. Number 2, I have my period right now. Even if I wanted to train with you I can't" I groaned out

"You're period? What's that?" He asked

I rolled my eyes "Does Chi-Chi tell you anything?? A period is when my uterus sheds itself. I bleed for 7 days and it hurts so badly" I said

"Bleeding doesn't sound like it should hurt. Did you get hit or something to cause the bleeding?" He asked

"No. It happens once a month. My uterus replaces itself. Nothing happened to me, my body just does it naturally" I said as I pulled my knees to my chest

"If nothing happened how can you be in pain?" He asked

"GOKU YOU IDIOT!!" I yelled out and rolled over on my stomach

"I just don't get it" He said as he shook his head and walked outside

"You men never do" I mumbled

*One Month Later*

I dodged Goku's hit and flew towards the ground. Goku flew behind me. I could hear him giggling

I was just inches away from the ground. I quickly moved and Goku crashed into the ground

I landed behind him and giggled "I think I beat you this time!"

Goku stood up and chuckled "I guess you did"

I suddenly hunched over in pain. My period was going to start soon. I grabbed my stomach and put pressure on it

"What's wrong?" Goku asked

"My period is coming" I stood up straight and sighed

"Oh. That weird bleeding thing that causes you 'pain'?" He asked

"Did you just put pain in quotation marks??!" I asked

He shrugged "I still don't get how it hurts" He said

"YA KNOW WHAT!! YOU WILL!!" I flew off towards Bulma's house

"Hey Y/n!" She said as I stormed into her lab. 

"HEY BULMA!" I angrily shouted as I grabbed the dragon ball tracker

"What are you doing?" She asked

"Teaching Goku about periods" I growled as I walked out

I could hear Bulma hysterically laughing as I flew away

I managed to track all 7 of the dragon balls within a few hours

I landed at Goku's house and yelled for him

"GET OUT HERE GOKU!" 

He and Chi-Chi walked outside

Chi-Chi didn't like me very much because Goku spent a lot of time with me instead of her. She was such a nag to him so I could see why he would spend time with literally anyone over her

"What are you yelling about Y/n?" She asked

I placed the balls together and summoned Shenron

"Whoa what are you gonna wish for?" Goku asked

"You're gonna finally understand my 'PAIN'!!" I said

I turned to the dragon 

"What is your wish?" He asked me