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Vegeta X Reader

"Hey loser" Vegeta said as he landed beside me on the cliff

"Hey dork" I smiled at him and looked over the city

"What's your plans for today?" He asked

"I dunno. Why?" I asked

"There's this really cool thing you should try!" He smiled at me

"Oh yeah? What is it?" My curiosity peaked 

"A shower" He sniffed me and laughed

I rolled my eyes and laughed at his lame joke. But on the inside I suddenly got worried

"Do I smell bad?" 

"Seriously though, you should train with me" He said

"I guess but you'll probably kill me" I laughed

"I can't kill you! You're my best friend!" He said

"Awe Vegeta!" I blushed and nudged the Saiyan

"I mean if you're dead who's gonna bring me food when I ask? Who's gonna do my laundry when I ask? Who's gonna listen to all my problems? Kakarot? HA!" He loudly laughed

"Gee thanks Vegeta" I stood up and laughed

"Hey can you drop me off at Bulma's house real quick? I'll meet you at the normal training spot around 2:00" I smiled and held my arms up

"You can fly. Why should I take you?" He said

"Because you're my best friieenndd" I smiled

"You're so lazy" He huffed

"I'm not lazy...I just like spending time with you"  I thought. I know he didn't mean it in a bad way but it still upset me a little. Normally his words never hurt me because I know he is just playing around. But today they hurt

Vegeta rolled his eyes and stood behind me, grabbing me by the waist and flying in the air

I closed my eyes and inhaled deeply. I took in the smell of the world around me, including Vegeta. He smelled so good. It made me feel calm

When we landed Bulma ran out to greet us

"Hey Y/n!" She smiled at me

"Hi Vegeta" He looked to the Saiyan

Vegeta grunted a hello and turned to me

"At 2?"

"Yes" I smiled at him

He flew off into the sky

"Come on! I have A TON to talk about!" Bulma grabbed my hand and drug me towards her house

We sat in her kitchen and drank tea while she went on about her issues with Yamcha

"I just wish I had someone like Vegeta" She sighed

"Like Vegeta?" I asked

I suddenly felt really jealous by her words. I've known Bulma for 15 years and I've always thought she was absolutely gorgeous. I looked like a raw moldy potato compared to her. I've always had a crush on Vegeta and hearing Bulma say that made my chances of dating him drop from 25% to 5%

"Well yeah! He is so obsessed with you. He does literally anything you ask him to do! Plus he never looks at other girls! Yamcha barely even gives me the time of day when other girls are around" She said

"W-what uh..what are you talking about?" I asked

"Y/n..seriously?" She chuckled

"What?"