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Goku X Reader (Lemon)

I yawned and walked outside to see Vegeta and Goku waiting for me

"What took so long woman!" Vegeta snapped

I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms "Beauty takes time, loser"

Vegeta growled and flew off towards the empty field we often train in. I chuckled and walked over to Goku 

"Hey Y/n" He smiled at me

"Hey Goku" I giggled 

"How did your..uh..date-thingy go?" He asked as we walked to the field

"COME ON ALREADY!!!" Vegeta yelled in the distance

I chuckled and looked back to Goku "It was eh. I guess he wasn't my type" I shrugged

"What is your type?" He asked me with his eyebrow raised

"You" I thought to myself

I shrugged and looked over to Vegeta. He was standing with his arms crossed and tapping his foot on the ground

"How are you and Chi-Chi?" I asked

Goku lost his smile and sighed "Could be better" 

"I'm sorry Goku. What happened this time?" I asked

Goku shrugged "I have these weird feelings and needs but she never wants to help me with them" He said

"Explain" I raised my eyebrow at him

"Like..When we lay in bed I get the urge to touch myself or her and she never lets me. Kinda like when we made Gohan and Goten. That feeling I would get was amazing. But she never lets me have that feeling" He said

"Goku..do you mean sex?" I asked

"That's when the guy pushes his thing into the girl until he squirts out the white stuff?" He asked

"Jesus Christ Goku. You don't know anything, do you?" I laughed

"Not really. Chi-Chi says we shouldn't do that until we want more kids" He said

"That loser human" I thought to myself

I stopped walking and looked to Vegeta. He had his back turned to us and was watching a group of deer in the field. I grabbed Goku's hand and pulled him behind a tree. I backed him into the tree and smiled

"Chi-Chi is crazy. You have sex with someone BECAUSE it feels good. Not to make children. If she doesn't want to please you..." 

I placed my hand on Goku's chest and leaned in close to his ear

"I can" I whispered

I felt Goku's body shiver as he stared at me

"I can show you things Chi-Chi never could" I whispered

"That would be cheating on Chi-Chi" He said

I shrugged "I guess so. Never mind then" I removed my hand from his chest and began walking away

I felt Goku grab my hand and roughly pull me back. He put my hand on his chest and gently placed his other hand in the small of my back

"I didn't say I didn't want it" He harshly whispered

I was aroused by his harshness. Goku is normally so passive and sweet. Hearing him get harsh and rough was such a turn on

I bit my lip and leaned forwards to kiss him. Goku closed the gap between us and out lips grazed each other. We suddenly heard Vegeta yell

"WHERE ARE YOU GUYS! ARE WE TRAINING OR NOT!!" 

Goku growled at the sound of his voice

I giggled and pulled away from him "Maybe another time"