DBZ X Reader Oneshots :)

Master Roshi X Reader

As Master Roshi took his weekly stroll on the main land he heard something in the forest. He couldn't tell if it was an animal or human. He stepped further into the forest and searched for the source. He came upon a small hole in the ground

"What the..." he said to himself as he stepped closer and looked inside. There was a small child crying and clinging to a blanket

"Oh my...this isn't good...where are your parents, little girl?" He asked the small baby

She didn't answer. She stuck her thumb in her mouth and began tearing up

Roshi put his hands up and tried to calm her "Okay, okay, okay, okay little one j-just calm down. No need to cry. Roshi is here...he'll figure it out" he said

The small child sniffled and looked up to the man. She reached up and grabbed his beard, pulling on it. Roshi's eyes went wide and he screamed out in pain

The little girl began giggling at him. Roshi picked the girl up and shook his head

"You found that funny, huh? Hurting an old man" He chuckled as he walked out of the forest with her

Roshi spent hours looking for any clues that could tell him where the girl belonged. She eventually fell asleep in his arms. He looked to the small child and sighed

"Now what?"

He suddenly got an idea "Bulma!" He chuckled to himself

He knew she would be able to help him but knew it would be a long journey to her house. He didn't want to fly and he had no phone to call her. So he wrapped the baby up in a sling made from her blanket and put her on his back. He started walking towards the woman's house

After a few hours of walking it started to get dark. Roshi set up camp in the woods and made a small bed out of leaves and grass. He set the still swaddled baby on the blanket and sighed

"I'm too old for things like this. No one ever visits Roshi when he needs them. It's always "Trian me." "Show me this" "Can we use your house for training" "Tell me about this thing" never "How are you Roshi" " He looked to the fire and threw a stick in it

The little girl began tossing and turning. Roshi watched her as she furrower her brow in her sleep and made grunting noises

"Whatcha dreaming about, little one? Fighting off some bad guys?" he whispered

Her face went soft and he sniffed the air

"OH MY....WHAT IN THE HELL!!" He screamed when the horrible smell finally made it's way to his nose. He clipped his nose shut with his fingers and looked to the girl

"Come on kid!" he whined out

Roshi looked around and found some big leaves. He tried to make a diaper out of it but it didn't work. He looked down to his shirt and sighed

"Right" he said as he unwrapped the baby and changed her diaper. He threw the dirty one to the side and removed his shirt. Roshi wrapped and tied the shirt tightly around the little girl. He swaddled her up again and laid her back down

"Didn't even wake up?? You're one heavy sleeper" he chuckled as he poked the fire with a stick. Roshi yawned and laid next to the makeshift bed. He looked to the stars and sighed

"This is crazy" he said as he closed his eyes and fell asleep

When Roshi woke up the little girl wasn't in her bed. He shot up and looked around for her. She wasn't near the camp at all. Roshi started to panic and run around the forest calling for her

"Little one!? Little one!!!??"

He suddenly heard giggling. He quickly turned around and saw the child floating in the air behind him. His eyes went wide and he ran towards her. He grabbed her from the air and held her still