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Vegeta X Reader (Saiyan/Human)

*Vegeta's Pov*

I walked into the house that I lived in on this dumb planet. I just finished a long day of training, alone, and needed to take a shower.

I walked to the bottom of the staircase and set one foot on the steps when I heard the human I lived with scream. I don't typically care for her or her issues, but this scream sounded like she was hurt.

"Maybe someone's hurting her and I can beat them up" I thought to myself. I loved a good fight.

I followed her screams to her garden room and swung the door open

"Vegeta?!" Bulma screamed as she fell off of Yamcha and covered her naked body with her clothes

Yamcha, her loser boyfriend, covered his bare crotch with his hands and turned a dark red color. Probably embarrassed or something

"What the hell are you doing?!" Bulma screamed. I didn't care that she was naked, she wasn't attractive to me. I let the door handle go and shrugged

"I heard screaming and thought you were being attacked. I was looking for a fight" I said.

"Get out!!!" She screamed at me. I rolled my eyes at her anger and walked out of the room.

*The Next Day*

I woke up and pulled my shirt on before walking to the bathroom down the hall. I threw the door open and was greeted by a naked Yamcha, again

"Come on!!" He yelled as he grabbed a towel and pulled it around his waist. Bulma's head popped out from behind the shower curtain and she looked at her boyfriend with confusion. Until she saw me. She held the curtain over her body and began yelling at me, again

"Don't you ever knock?! Get out!!" She screamed. I turned around and slammed the door on my way out

"They are everywhere I fucking go!" I thought to myself as I walked back to my room

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I managed to shower, eat breakfast, and train for a few hours without seeing Thing 1 and Thing 2. I thought I was in the clear but then lunch time came around

I walked into the kitchen to see Yamcha and Bulma making out. He had his tongue down her throat and she was gripping his very noticeable boner

"Gross" I mumbled. Yamcha pulled away from Bulma and glared at me as I sat at the table. He nudged Bulma towards me and she placed my plate of food in front of me. Normally she would leave me be, but today she sat down next to me. I glared over at her for a second but turned back go my food and began eating

"Vegeta.." she said in a soft tone. I didn't bother looking up at her, I didn't care for what she had to say

"Yamcha thinks-"

"Bulma!" Her boyfriend cried out. Bulma cleared her throat and continued

"Yamcha thinks, and I agree, you...need to find.. a new place to live" She said. Her voice was in a tone you would take with a dumb child. Someone who didn't understand anything unless you spoke softly and slowly, being cautious of their feelings.

"No" I said as I kept eating. I wasn't going to move out of here. One, because I have my own gravity room and two, I don't actually have anywhere else to go

"It's not...really up for debate.." She said. I stopped eating and slowly looked over to the woman. Was she kicking me out?

"What" I harshly said.

"But don't worry! I'm not leaving you on the street, no, I made you this" She smiled and held out one of those capsule things she makes. I stared at it but didn't touch it