Goldie: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Fredbear: Tell me.
Goldie: Ground beef!
Fredbear: Sounds more like a joke then something horrible.
Foxy(New Advanced): Hahahahaha!!
Goldie: Even Foxy gets it!
Fredbear: You need to try a little harder than that.
Goldie: Dang it!!
Fredbear: Now If you will excuse me, I will be in the back.
Goldie: How can I irritate him when I'm so nonchalant, full of shit, and not worth being funny?
Nightmare: Looks like golden bear is having a few difficulties with his problems. I wonder why.
Goldie: Nightmare!!
Freddy(New Advanced): Don't think you can fight him! Your powers are weaken here, no able to used them during battle! Plus, Fredbear use the jar called Nightmares!
Goldie: I forgot, damn...
Nightmare Bonnie: GJBYBFCSDYBFXSDT GHGXECVJNJBXDHSSSXCCKIBDFJJ!
Goldie: Are you serious?
PlushTrap: Do you really think you can get out of here? You thought wrong!
FlushTrap: Says you!
PlushTrap: Shut up Flush, like you know everything better than me!
Goldie: All Nightmares, Traps, wait! Do you guys heard of SpringTrap?
PlushTrap: I am surprised you knew him!
Goldie: Anybody else?
Fredbear: Quiet everyone. SpringTrap is coming back to this store.
Goldie: What is this store called?
Fredbear: "The Memorial Paradox Store: Where Wishes Come True." Why do you want to know?
Goldie: Just curious!
Fredbear: Or you are trying to find ways to irritate me, take your time.
Goldie: [sigh] This is crazy...
Derek: Hahahahaha!! This is great!
SpringTrap: I love this so much! Hey, follow me! I got a person we can do killing!
Derek: Lead the way!
Springs took Derek to the Marionette house to receive Shadow Freddy's head.
Marionette: [opens the door] Hello-
SpringTrap: [stab him] Pardon me!
Derek: Let's cut to the chase!
SpringTrap: Sorry to cut this short!
Derek: Love these puns, these are really sharp to the point!
Marionette: Springs...
SpringTrap: It's SpringTrap now! Go into the attic and get Shadow Freddy!
Marionette: What happened to you...
SpringTrap: You honestly can't tell the difference can you? I know who's SpringTrap now and I'm him! If god existed, it's fucking me!
Marionette: You are just a boy with deep emotional feelings...
SpringTrap: Well this boy is becoming a man with a pure evil heart!
Marionette: Be with us again... we've missed you...
SpringTrap: Ha, you wish I would've come back to your sissy ass!
Derek: I receive him!
Shadow Freddy: Hey SpringTrap!
SpringTrap: Where's your body?
Shadow Freddy: I do not need that useless body, my head is all I need.
Marionette: Ugh, please...
Shadow Freddy: He is bleeding out. Forget about him.
The three of them went right out the door and let the Marionette bleed out. He contacted Toy Bonnie and Mangle to help him with his bloody situation. Back to Goldie.
Goldie: Alright! I had enough!
Fredbear: Enough of the jar?
Goldie: No! Well yeah because I'm still here dying but besides the point, you will get me out of here! You are so-called a god is never better enough to a bastard that you are! You're no god! You're a baby who wants attention!
Fredbear: [looks at Goldie]
Goldie: You are such a creep, and no one likes you!!
Fredbear: I have millions of people who likes me, or rather love me, thank you very much.
Goldie: They probably like you for being such a jerk and treating them like trash, you act like prey but you're a predator! People have lives and they want to live to see their dreams come true! They had options!
All: I/We/Even never thought about that...
Goldie: "Oh god look at this guy, I want wishes but I want to marry him so that way I won't die!" You collect for a living, you think people won't remember you actually kill, then the next thing you know it's a whole different level?
Fredbear: [groans] You are making me angry you fuckboy. And yes, I can call you that, you are indeed a homosexual.
Goldie: Ha! I irritated you! Now let me out!
Fredbear: Wish is granted. You are free to go.
Goldie: Ok! Wait, why can't I teleport?
Fredbear: I do not know, maybe ask me instead of asking yourself?
Goldie: Ok then! Why can I not teleport??
Fredbear: Because the reason why you cannot teleport is the reason you will destroy my lab. Meaning all hell will break loose.
Goldie: (I don't know how that makes sense...) Ok then! May I have three wishes?
Fredbear: As much you are leaving, yes. You have three wishes.
Goldie: One, I want the New Advanced Foxy in my universe! Two, I want the New Advanced Bonnie at my universe! Three, I want the three of us to go back!
Fredbear: Wish granted. [snap fingers]
FlushTrap: So, can we leave?
Fredbear: Try to irritate me first.
Goldie: Oh thank goodness! I'm back!
Foxy(New Advanced): Why do ye want aye and my Bonnie?
Goldie: I don't know...
Bonnie(New Advanced): Don't worry, let's make some friends here! The city has surely changed but hopefully the people around us would know who we are, right?
Foxy(New Advanced): Probably much easier that way!
Goldie: [teleports to his house]
Marionette: Ugh...
Goldie: Marion! What happened here?
Mangle: He said he got stabbed!
Toy Bonnie: By SpringTrap!
Goldie: Springs... Who else was he with?
Marionette: Springs is with... Shadow Freddy... and Derek...
Goldie: Oh god...
Toy Bonnie: You need us?
Goldie: All of those who are toys!
Mangle: I'll tell them you have... a plan...
Goldie: Thank you!
Shadow Freddy: This is good.
Derek: We can kill like we wanted now!!
SpringTrap: Me and Shadow Freddy is going after Golden Freddy!
To Be Continued - More To Come
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FanfictionGolden Freddy is the only main character who can fight the evil that brings upon this world, wondering how it turns out. I really suck at narration but dialogues are way better than narration. Make sure to keep up with story because it only takes pl...
