Happy Time! Play Time! Fun Time! • How to Act Like A Foxy (Short Story)

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Bonnie: I don't know what to say when it's the two of us...
Toy Bonnie: No worries! The three of us will have a good time, and leave nothing out! Springs, what do you think of this?
Springs: [yawns] You made us wait two hours for this... When Foxy going to come?
Toy Bonnie: I... I actually don't know!
Bonnie: You should've brought Bunny along the ride with us, that way we'll have a more of a conversation between us!
Toy Bonnie: No no, it wouldn't be necessary! Three boys and one girl won't cut it! We just need-

**BUST DOWN THE WALL**

Foxy(New Advanced): Ahoo yer laddies! How may Foxy help yer?
Toy Bonnie: Where is the other Foxy?
Foxy(New Advanced): Well, that mate is long gone from my existence!
Springs: HE'S DEAD!!?
Bonnie: He's gone elsewhere with his wife, he's not... entirely dead...
Springs: [huff huff] I'm sorry! I didn't know! [huff]
Foxy(New Advanced): Laddy, never underestimate the way I speak thy mate of the fox, and never underestimate me by talking fer yer!
Springs: I don't understand you Mister Foxy sir!!
Foxy(New Advanced): Yer'll catch on mate! Now, arr we up for yer partying! Yar craving for food!
Toy Bonnie: Actually, we wanna be like you but more less like a pirate!
Foxy(New Advanced): Yar!! Yer wish to be a pirate!! Well step right up because going to the poop deck after all! Arr arr arr arr!!
Springs: [snoring]
Foxy(New Advanced): [stab him a little]
Springs: [inhale sharply] OW!!! What was that for?
Foxy(New Advanced): Fer lacks of sleep!
Springs: I don't want to be here...
Bonnie: I'll take him home...
Toy Bonnie: No!! This could actually work!!

Foxy(New Advanced): Yer call fellows, mate. How to arr woohoo is mating. Yar keeping up with me lads?
Springs: [crying]
Bonnie: What a baby... Look, I don't know what you're talking about! Talk normally!!
Foxy(New Advanced): This is how yer talk mate! Don't make yer fuss about it!
Toy Bonnie: I'll be right back! My wife needs me! [runs away]
Foxy(New Advanced): Yer do fine! C'mon!

Toy Chica: So, it comes down to this... We can be human again...
Toy Bonnie: But baby, we're already human...
Toy Chica: Not "human" human... Animatronic humans...
???: So, you wish for my offer then?
Both: Yes...
???: Great! Splendid! I'll start on the preparations now!
Toy Bonnie: Hmm...
Toy Chica: Are we gonna die? Again?
Toy Bonnie: That's what I fear...

Foxy(New Advanced): There yer go! Yer gonna be a spectacular souvenir lads!
Springy: Wow mate! I talk aye pirate now!
Bonnie: Are we stuck like this forever?
Foxy(New Advanced): Fer' the next three days since it's yar' first time doing yer!
Bonnie: Oh thank fuck...
Springy: It's about time aye can go home to my daddy and sleep for the rest of the day all night long!
Foxy(New Advanced): See yer in a few lads! Gots to get me some fine good treasure in the poop deck!

To Be Continued...
More To Come

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