Hello. It is me. I keep writing these but forgetting to post them. so theres gonna be some i missed when i do it now, but also im going to have to start a new book here for them because of the chapter limit. and im not gonna number them anymore. Also thank you for 80k views what the fuck??
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Papa I: Has no type, and no romantic "forever" lover. The close relationship he'll have forever is platonic, and that's the support and love he needs in his life. He's passed his hay day of sleeping around, and now he's happy doing his thing with his friends for the rest of his days.
Papa II: Strippers, and anyone who looks like a stripper. If you want it in with this man, you have to look unrealistically attractive. Special weakness for anyone named Kandy and Krystal, and Mercedes. Regularly dates strippers, in a favorite-customer-favorite-stripper way. Sugar daddy shit. Short term relationships are fulfilling enough for him in a way that he doesn't seek out real relationships with random people. If he ever did want to settle down and be serious, he would probably call one of his first favorite strippers who would then be like thirty, and say "hey, you ready?" because the chemistry was real, and they would probably really be good together.
Papa III: Always thinks he wants someone good and sweet, strong but kind. Ends up 100% going for anyone who's a little bit bitchy and hard to get, and wants to play games with him. He LOVES the chase. They have to be someone who can match him style wise too: They have to be on his level in extravagance, a timeless style icon rather than someone who follows every fashion trends (Though he is very into some of the funky hair he's been seeing on the tik tok lately.). He needs someone who's willing to put in just as much effort to keeping the world as interesting and sparkly as he is.
Dew: Anyone who can keep up with him. He needs someone who can reign him in from time to time but to do that they have to catch him first. They need to be up for him showing up in the middle of the night and saying "road trip?" and agree just to make sure he doesn't end up on a boat to Serbia. Physically, long hair, big tits, and glasses. He's enough of a dumbass that likes people with glasses because they look smart, but not smart enough to realize it's just eye problems and not a symbol of intelligence. Him flirting will be running away with your glasses like how creepy men steal your mail so they have a reason to talk to you - he just has no concept of social boundaries and expects you to understand. Likes anyone fun to touch, really.
Mountain: Short and feisty girls. He'll hold things over their head and make them jump but they frown and just climb him instead. We'll say is type is "innovative". I still think he's pretty calm and chill all the time (and smokes a shit load of weed), so he likes anyone who can make him laugh and also isn't On All The Time like everyone else he hangs out with. This girl is to be okay with getting her hands dirty, down to go outside and do whatever.
Swiss: Anything he can fuck, especially if they look like a stripper. Super confident from head to toe, great sense of humor. They know what they want, and where to get it, and they're not gonna stop until they do. Strong willed, and totally unswayable. Maybe plays a little hard to get, but Swiss is also confident enough to just take it when he wants it. Needs someone who can keep the fire alive forever. Totally fights over people with Dew all the time when they're out and see someone sexy, but in reality they have pretty different types.
Rain: Doesn't have one night stands, and need someone who's gonna press him really hard to get to know him. If he can find a way to get into a relationship with someone who's just as shy as he is, it's a match made in heaven. The rest of the ghouls would have to put those two in a room together for hours with some conversation cards and hope. 10000% needs a wingman, double dates, all of it. Think old-times courting practices out of necessity because he has no idea how to live.
Cirrus: Cumulus.
Cumulus: Cirrus
Aether: Someone dynamic who he can trust to leave at the wheel sometimes. They have to be independent and established in themselves enough to lead, so he doesn't have to all the time. They're totally okay with letting go of control too, because he shows a lot of his love through caring for someone and doing things for them. He dates only for the long haul, but has a healthy enough view that if someone says "I'm not dating right now, only sleeping around" he knows that he isn't into that No real physical preferences but whoever he dates is gonna gain at least 15lbs in the first few months of dating him because he won't stop cooking romantic dinners and feeding them snacks whenever they look hungry.
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