Dear Sarcastic Dwarf,
It was the start of our classes and look, we are classmates pala. Destiny ba? Kidding! Well, first and foremost, I wrote this diary about you not because I have a crush on you but because I was really curious about you. I do not understand why some girls went crazy on you. Honestly, you are not that handsome to me but my friends told me that you are handsome and I was just blind to see that! And another thing is I don't understand why they would like someone who is very sarcastic and heartless. Yes for me, you are heartless! From what I have observed, you don't care about other people's feelings! Hindi mo ba naisip na baka na offend mo sila sa pagiging sarcastic mo? Oh yeah right! Heartless ka nga pala. Before I forget, gusto ko lang na malaman mo na you would not pass as my type because I usually like guys who were tall and skinny. You are a bit skinny but your height... that's why I wanted to call you sarcastic dwarf- that would be my pet name for you.
But you know what, I don't understand why I am really curious about you, Mr. Cyrus Jem Sandoval. I want to know more about you and I hope we can be friends someday.
PS: Ngumingiti kaba? Just curious.
-Queeny Hot