So apparently this is what happend today and why today an update comes. Help please.
@halloduio yes our conversation.
Wilbur fucked up. He fucked big up. In a few weeks he will write a class test about Romeo and Juliette. In the end it is an easy class test nothing to worry. They just need their book. the Romeo and Julliette book.. and that is where the problem is. To his bad luck his teacher announced that they are not allowed to write into the book since you can just prewrite everything. Wilbur wouldnt do that. But.. he may or may not wrote poems. Three to be exact.
So now you can say: Wilbur just show your teacher the poems so she knows that they are not there for the class test. He could. But man at the same time he cant.
In his book he marked every insult. From hoe to smaller ones. Noted down at the beginning on which page is what. Still the insults were not the problem.
The three poems are all different.
The first goes like that:
Advent advent
Romeo burns
First the hair
Then saw it Julia
Then cooked his flesh
Though most of his body is just fat
Now the flesh is overcooked
No one will eat him now
Never mind he wouldnt have tasted good.
to much with flirt ruined (this one is actually german so yea it sucks but in german it sounds better)
That one isnt that bad right? In the end it didnt matter.
Tybalt
And Benvolio
Yea with them the party starts
The shipping sails
When the shipping may end, you ask
Their shipping community wont like that
So they should sail forever
But only in circles
If someone reads that in a few years,
Shakespear killed the mood
In the middle of the book
With killing Tybalt (again originally on german)
The third wasnt bad either. But oh boy the second. Why have he done that.
Why
Romeo Oh Romeo
Whats up Julliette?
Ive seen an add from Gillette.
Oh god darling did it killed you yet?
No but buy me the new (sex-)toy from Ice
Oh baby oh baby you are hotter then ice.
Oh Romeo fuck me hard
But you are always coming tard (french= late)
Shut up Paris fucks me way better then you
Fuck you!
That poem may be not... really what he is supposed to do in his lessons. But hey at least he works with the book right?
Wilbur sighs. How will he explain the teacher that. Why did he do it.
And the worst what is if his teacher wants to speak with his father. Dadza will kill him. Definitely.
He fucked up.
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Dream: Hey how are you?
3.56 pm
Good... I just... Fucked up
I may or may not have written a few poets in a book I need for school...
3.58pmAnd? I mean who cares?
3.59pmWell I may or may not need it for a classtests and one of them is about...
Sex.
4.01pmYou fucked up
4.04pmOh wouldn't have noticed that
4.05pmWell gtg have to help dad
4.07pmHave fun
4.07pmFuck you
4.08pmWho fucks me?
4.08pmI'm gonna fuck you up
4.09pmYou sure I don't fuck you?
4.10pmYes.
4.10pmI'm not sure about that
4.11pmDream didn't read that. Looks like he has to help now, Wilbur thinks and looks back onto his second poem. How is he going to explain this.
He definitely needs to ask someone.
But who.Help how do I hide a poem that my teacher shouldn't read? Guys that is the reason for the update s
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