Avengers Imagines Book

Wingman Moment

You almost never went to bars, knowing that it was kinda hard to pick someone up at them. It was always a guessing game and sometimes, people got offended. Really offended.

But tonight, you wanted to try it out and just get out of your damn apartment. You'll always love your roommates, but they were starting to get on your nerves after spending a few days inside with them.

So even if it didn't quite work out how you wanted it to, you were gonna still try and have fun tonight.

"Excuse me," a strong voice said from behind. With your drink's straw in mouth, you picked up the drink and spun around in your chair to see who was there.

You didn't expect a fucking Avenger. "Uh, hi there. Thor, right? I can call you that or is that reserved for your friends?" you asked.

Thor smiled and sat on the stool next to you. "Thor is perfect. What shall I call you?" he then asked. He sipped on his beer and you had a thought cross your mind of if gods could get drunk.

"It's (Y/n), nice to meet you." Another sip of your drink, and you set it in your lap. "To what do I owe the pleasure of your company?" you asked. This could be kinda funny, and you really hoped it would be.

He set his beer down on the bar counter behind the two of you. "Well, I couldn't help but come over here once I saw you. Your beauty rivals the goddesses of Asgard," he said and finished it off with a smile.

Oh yeah, this was hilarious. A sweet compliment, could be a line, but just so funny. "Mmm, sorry, you're not my type I'm afraid," you replied. You finished your drink and set it down behind you.

"Oh really?" he asked, confused, but kept his swagger. This wasn't a common occurrence from him. You were thrilled to add 'hit on by an Avenger' to your list of achievements. "What is your type, then?"

"Little more boobs, little less dick," you replied. Thor let out a hearty laugh, leading you to laugh as well. This was the most positive reaction you've had to such a situation before.

After he finished laughing and took another drink from his beer, you expected him to be on his merry way. That was wrong. "That's quite the line, I like it very much. Your sense of humor reminds me of a friend."

You tilted your head to the side and smiled a little. "Thanks. If you don't mind me asking, is there a reason your still hanging around? Not that I don't enjoy your company, just don't think your mission is gonna go much further. I can give you a friend of mine's number if you'd like...?"

He shook his head. "No, that's all right but I appreciate it." Another drink. "I like you, you're a funny person. I'd like to keep up a conversation," he stated rather bluntly. Why should you be surprised, he's a god from another planet.

"Sounds pretty good, Thor. But I'm going to need another drink first."

What you thought was going to be a boring night turned out to be an absolute blast with your new best friend. Thor was a riot, causing you both to laugh several times and you were getting a tad drunker as the night went on.

Thor decided since you didn't like him, he just wanted to be friends and you respected that. He even pulled out his phone and said he was given it to 'contact people better' since ravens weren't super popular here on Earth. That was hilarious, and you were definitely down to hang out again with him.

You told him about your job, most recent ex and how she was a total bitch who was just "testing the waters" and didn't actually care for you. He told you about Asgard, where he's from, and some funny Avengers stories.

Try as they might, they're still human, they have their bad mornings that lead to kitchen fires. That story had you laughing so hard, you nearly fell off the stool. That and the four cocktails you had drank.