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The Last Laserdisc Player

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The episode opens at the house with Rigby, Nico, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Gremo laughing at Mordecai, who is trying to lift a box.)

Muscle Man: Dude, I can't believe you can't even lift one box.

Mordecai: Shut your face! I can lift it!

(Continues struggling with the box and everyone laughs at him again.)

Gremo : Ha! Ha! Ha ! You look ridiculous!

Muscle Man: Dude, you sound like Pops crying.

Mordecai: Fine! You try.

Muscle Man: Fine.

(Goes over to the box and tries to lift it)

Mordecai: See? It's not so easy.

Muscle Man: (Struggling) Shut...your...face!

(Picks up the box and goes flying backwards. Something falls out from one of the boxes, and Mordecai picks it up.)

Mordecai: (gasps, fast-talks) Dude, it's 21-12 Time Attack Director's Cut on Laserdisc!

Gremo : Say what ?!

Nico : What ?!

Muscle Man: Whoa, whoa! Hold on! If I didn't know better, I think I just heard you say "That's 21-12 Time Attack on Laserdisc."

(Mordecai shows the front side of the Laserdisc, and they all look on in surprise.)

Rigby: That's the Director's Cut?

Nico : I've been trying to find this ! It's incredibly rare ?!

Muscle Man: Which means we incredibly have to watch this right now.

Gremo : What are we waiting for ? Let's go !

Rigby: But how are we supposed to play it? We don't have a Laserdisc player.

Nico : True didn't they stop selling laserdiscs  since like the early 2000s somewhere?

Muscle Man: Don't worry, dudes. I know a place.

(Scene changes over to TV Store Warehouse)

Nico : Dude ever since we got that junk tv to beat the hammer I bet you there not gonna have it Muscle Man.

Muscle Man: They will have it trust me. Alright, let me do the talking.

(Walks up to an employee)

Muscle Man (continued): Hey, Timmy!

Timmy: Muscle Man! How's it been?

Muscle Man: Oh, you know. Just taking it easy. Listen, we're looking for a Laserdisc player.

Timmy: Oh! You mean "Lamer-disc player". (Snickers) You're out of luck, Dude. Nobody carries those things anymore.

Muscle Man: Come on, man! You gotta have something!

Timmy: Sorry. Those things are ancient. Why don't you go check in a library?

Employee: (Slides down the nearby ladder) Heyo! (High fives Timmy) Because the library's where all junkie stuff goes!

Timmy and Employee: Heyo! (They continue to high five each other and laugh)

Nico: (sighs) Told you.

Muscle Man: (Annoyed) It's not funny!

Mordecai: Come on. Let's just go. (Leaves)

Muscle Man: They keep laughing but it's not funny!

(Rigby and Hi Five Ghost take him away)

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