The episode opens at the house with Rigby, Nico, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Gremo laughing at Mordecai, who is trying to lift a box.)
Muscle Man: Dude, I can't believe you can't even lift one box.
Mordecai: Shut your face! I can lift it!
(Continues struggling with the box and everyone laughs at him again.)
Gremo : Ha! Ha! Ha ! You look ridiculous!
Muscle Man: Dude, you sound like Pops crying.
Mordecai: Fine! You try.
Muscle Man: Fine.
(Goes over to the box and tries to lift it)
Mordecai: See? It's not so easy.
Muscle Man: (Struggling) Shut...your...face!
(Picks up the box and goes flying backwards. Something falls out from one of the boxes, and Mordecai picks it up.)
Mordecai: (gasps, fast-talks) Dude, it's 21-12 Time Attack Director's Cut on Laserdisc!
Gremo : Say what ?!
Nico : What ?!
Muscle Man: Whoa, whoa! Hold on! If I didn't know better, I think I just heard you say "That's 21-12 Time Attack on Laserdisc."
(Mordecai shows the front side of the Laserdisc, and they all look on in surprise.)
Rigby: That's the Director's Cut?
Nico : I've been trying to find this ! It's incredibly rare ?!
Muscle Man: Which means we incredibly have to watch this right now.
Gremo : What are we waiting for ? Let's go !
Rigby: But how are we supposed to play it? We don't have a Laserdisc player.
Nico : True didn't they stop selling laserdiscs since like the early 2000s somewhere?
Muscle Man: Don't worry, dudes. I know a place.
(Scene changes over to TV Store Warehouse)
Nico : Dude ever since we got that junk tv to beat the hammer I bet you there not gonna have it Muscle Man.
Muscle Man: They will have it trust me. Alright, let me do the talking.
(Walks up to an employee)
Muscle Man (continued): Hey, Timmy!
Timmy: Muscle Man! How's it been?
Muscle Man: Oh, you know. Just taking it easy. Listen, we're looking for a Laserdisc player.
Timmy: Oh! You mean "Lamer-disc player". (Snickers) You're out of luck, Dude. Nobody carries those things anymore.
Muscle Man: Come on, man! You gotta have something!
Timmy: Sorry. Those things are ancient. Why don't you go check in a library?
Employee: (Slides down the nearby ladder) Heyo! (High fives Timmy) Because the library's where all junkie stuff goes!
Timmy and Employee: Heyo! (They continue to high five each other and laugh)
Nico: (sighs) Told you.
Muscle Man: (Annoyed) It's not funny!
Mordecai: Come on. Let's just go. (Leaves)
Muscle Man: They keep laughing but it's not funny!
(Rigby and Hi Five Ghost take him away)
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FanfictionI DO NOT OWN REGULAR SHOW IM JUST MAKING STORIES FOR MY OC Mordecai, a blue jay, Rigby, a raccoon, and Nico an orange hedgehog are groundskeepers at a park. But these best friends are lazy and don't let their jobs interfere with their ability to h...
