Elemeno's Pokemon Oneshots Book 1

CPCQ Challenge: She's Kinda Hot

Drew: Man...this burger is huge.

Milani: That was one yummy burger!

Drew: How the heck did you finish that quickly?

Milani: I'm a fast eater.

Jace: While waiting for Drew to finish eating...

Drew: Wait...you guys are done too?

Ash: Yup! If only we had a second burger, I eat one! Wait...do you want me to eat whatever you can't finish, Drew?

Drew: I'm good.

Jace: So...this is the last oneshot for the first CPCQ challenge.

Gary: What ships are involved?

Jace: It's a surprise, Gary.

Gary: I wanna know!

Jace: Enjoy the oneshot! This is a songfic for She's Kinda Hot by 5SOS.

Milani: I've always wanted to songfic that song.

Jace: Well, I'm doing it.

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Paul was working with some power tools as he worked on some vehicle.

"Hey, Paul!!!" Barry greeted as he entered Paul's garage.

"What?" Paul asked in an annoyed manner.

"So...whatcha up to?" Barry asked.

"A thing." Paul answered.

"Okay...ugh! Can you believe May?" Barry said in an angry tone.

"She didn't invite you to Gary and Leaf's wedding?" Paul said.

"How'd you know?" Barry asked.

"I wasn't invited too. I can't believe May won't let us in the wedding because she thinks we're not classy." Paul said.

"You too, huh. Can you believe that girl? What has gotten into her?" Barry asked.

"I don't know. I never asked Drew about it." Paul said.

"Oh. Where is Drew anyway?" Barry asked.

"Sleeping at my couch again." Paul said.

"Why is he always at your couch anyway?" Barry asked.

"I don't know. He doesn't really have much to do since May is too busy preparing the wedding." Paul said.

Suddenly, they heard a phone ringing.

"Is that your phone?" Barry asked.

"No, it's Drew's." Paul answered. "Drew! Your phone!"

He got no response.

Paul sighed as he picked up Drew's phone.

"What do you want, Maple?" Paul asked.

"Paul! Where the heck is Drew? We still need to find an outfit for him!" May yelled via the phone.

"You're hurting my ears with your yelling." Paul said.

"I don't care. Where's Drew?" May asked.

"Asleep." Paul answered.

"WTF! He's asleep again. Ugh. He never does anything. Ugh! He should have continued college. He would be a great physicist. I don't know why he thinks being a 'Sweet Lemonade' stand owner is such a great dream. I think it's crazy. His parents even think he's becoming a slob." May said.