Sonic boys x Reader

Silver x reader: Tipsy

You are Mobian

Funny tasting water?

"Well, well, well, looked what the cat dragged in."

"Stop messing around Rouge, you know what I need." Shadow grumbled.

Giving a small chuckle at the Edgie Hedgie she gestured for him to come inside Club Rouge."Come in then." sauntering over to the bar she asked "But why have you brought Silver along?"

"I helped him find the latest Chaos Emerald. After this we're going to Angel Island to give it back to Knuckles." Silver answered.

"And is there any chance I could convince you to hand over that pretty jewel to me rather than Knuckles?"

"Knock it off Rouge and just give me that damn file."

Giving a sigh Rouge knew she couldn't convince Shadow. "Fine." she then opened a door that led behind the bar "I've had it since yesterday since GUN insisted I give it to you."

Shadow followed Rouge behind the bar to get the all important file, which contained details of his next mission after retrieving the latest Emerald, which Shadow had asked Silver for some assistance with. After all his powers were very useful.

Silver had accepted happily, pleased to be given something to do. He hung back looking around the bar, having never seen one before. There were several neon lights, bottles upside down pinned to the wall, pristine glasses in rows and fridges holding many drinks. 

However looking at the many drinks, spirits, wines, beers and whiskys, none of which he could identify himself, they all just looked like drinks to him, he grew thirsty. Stepping behind the bar he found what looked like several bottles of water under the counter.

Figuring Rouge wouldn't mind him helping himself to some water he took a large sip from one of the bottles, only to grimace at the taste.

"Ugh! That tastes disgusting!"

He was used to water having a foul taste from his apocalyptic future, but not tastes as revolting as this. But he figured that it might be similar to medicines, they also had horrible tastes, yet they were good for you.

So he kept taking sips, but after three more swigs he started to feel dizzy clutching the counter desperately trying to stay standing. His vision was ever so blurry and there was an overwhelming warm feeling in his chest.     

"Silver! Why on Mobius are you drinking my Vodka!?"

The last thing Rouge and Shadow had expected to see after being absent for five minutes was Silver half lying on the counter, accompanied by an opened bottle of Vodka.

"What's Vodka? And why does the water taste so funny?" Silver asked in a slurred voice.

"Oh sweet Chaos..." Shadow mumbled pinching the brim of his nose.

"What sort of idiot mistakes Vodka for water!?" Rouge asked gesturing to the drunk in her bar.

"The type of idiot who had no alcohol in his timeline, in an apocalyptic future I don't think some off tasting water would have bothered him too much." Shadow deducted.

"Well what are we going to do with him now? He can't stay here." 

But then Rouge had a devilish thought to herself, placing a hand to her chin.

"Actually, I know just what to do."

~Meanwhile~

(Y/N) sat in her home contently perched on her sofa reading through her scrap book, it was filled with many cut outs and prints of various recipes, trying to decide on what sweet treat she should make next. Whenever she wasn't away on adventures she would be baking her heart away.