The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

The switch Part two

DISCLAIMER I OWN NOTHING

Jace POV

    Angel, i used to hate periods because it would mean a week of not getting laid. Now I hate them even more. I have had a lot of cramps. I literally am contemplating if I should just end it all. Also I think I lost friendships, including Alec's. I have also left puddles of blood. I tried to use a tampon, it didn't work. How the hell does clary do this? I also have a really intense feeling of needing to get laid. The thing is I can't. One because I don't need Clary pregnant. Because Angel knows pregnancy is even worse than a period! And two is because unlike Alec, I am not gay. I have probably gone through 39 chip bags. I'm also breaking out on pimples. I also feel like everyone is judging me from the side lines and I feel very self conscious. I have had to yell millions of times 'DON'T JUDGE ME!!!' This is impossible.

Clary's POV
     I have just watched Jace on his period and it is hilarious. He has tried to get drunk to just forget about everything. But I told him no. He has been breaking out and the only thing I know is I'm going to need acne removal surgery. If that's even a thing. Or I can create a rune for that. Of course being male doesn't exactly work in my favor. I have had millions of girls flirt with me. And have gotten hard just by looking at Jace or by hearing him groan in frustration. I don't even think the groans are hot. But Jace's body does. We where laying on the floor.all of us. When Margot, or Magnus comes in. "I have the cure!" He yells. Jace gets up so fast and drinks the little cup with weird bubbles. Magnus rolls his eyes. I stand up and take a sip and so does everyone else. I close my eyes and notice I'm still in the same body.
    "It's not working!"Jace says in frustration.
    "I know" Magnus says. He snaps his fingers and everything goes black. I wake up to pain. I see my hands. Dammit I'm on my period. A rune pops into my head. Acne removal. I quickly put it on and feel my pimples pop away. I sigh and everyone starts waking up. Jace grabs me and cuddles me. I giggle and he kisses me.
    "I swear I will never ever make a period joke for as long as I live" he says. I giggle again.
       "Good!" I say and kiss his cheek.