The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

Couples counceling

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
Ok, so this chapter is a copy pasted thing I wrote on amino.

so, if you haven't noticed
The tmi ships need a bit of couples counseling!

So that's what I'm gonna do!

[B]WELCOME TO BELLA'S COUPLE COUNCELING!

[I]For couples in need!

So, let's start with Clace....

Because they went through some crap!

Do you really disagree with me?

Yeah, that's what I thought!

Anyways! Now! Let's get on with

COUPLES COUNCELING!

Me: So, Jace, what seems to be the problem in your relationship?

Jace:I keep dreaming about assasinating my girlfriend while we make out....

Me:*murmurs* okaayyyyyy then...*clears throat* so, Clary, how does that make you feel?

Clary: How's it supposed to make me feel?! My boyfriend wants to murder me!

Me: but has he hurt you?

Clary:No, and I know he wouldn't hurt me but it's still weird and creepy

Magnus:You know, I used to have an ex who also wanted to kill me.....

Me: Magnus, you also have problems

Magnus:*spits out tea* *gasps* EXCUSE YOU?! MY MALEC FANS WILL SMITE YOU! MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ALEC IS PERFECT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Me:Really? Didn't he try to take away your immortality? Didn't you also call him a child?

Magnus: well yes but-

Me: and he also tried to technically kill you

Magnus: but that wasn't his faul-

Me: case closed!

Simon: well, I don't have problems in my relationship, *throws arm around maia*

Me: aren't you cheating on her with Izzy?

Maia: WHAT?!

*izzy comes in*

Izzy: WHAT IS THIS?!

Possessed Jace: Are you starting couples counseling without me?! IM A PART OF JACE TOO CLARY YOU CAN'T JUST SHUT ME OUT!

Me: You know what? I don't think I'm qualified for this, have a good day guys!

TMI gang: *keeps fighting*

Me: *walks away awkwardly