The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

RANT # I DONT CARE!!!!

WARNING THIS IS A RANT HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY!!!!

WARNING NUMBER TWO!!! THIS HAS SOME SEXUAL TALK....kinda

OK THIS ALSO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SHADOWHUNTERS!!!

OK!!!! OK!!!!

My NINE year old sister was watching a would you rather video...not bad, you see those all the time...

*video*

You tuber I don't know: Would you rather have sex with a monkey or a zebra?

WTF!!!! SHES NINE!!!! DOES SHE KNOW WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS?????

Also, to answer your wyr NEITHER!!!!

Ok! So then i remember talking with Panda444444

And we were talking about dating because....wait if you don't know why then what the hell are you doing here? Go read her books!!! Ok, thank you...anyways, then I said that I shouldn't be thinking about how sad and pathetic my dating life is because....I'm under 15, which I think is the minimum age of being able to have a boyfriend.... and honestly..if you are 15 and you don't have a boyfriend, maybe this story can cheer you up!

This is a story (REAL) that my mom told me about when she was little. She was in sixth grade...so like 10-12  yrs old. And her and my aunt would have this wagon filled with barbie dolls and they would play with them. One day this girl that went to their school saw them and said, "Oh my god! You still play with dolls? Grow up!" Fast forward a few years....the girl who said this, let's name her Riri because I don't think someone is named riri and if you are sorry! Riri is my aunts age, my aunt has a girl and a boy, the girl is in third grade, she's eight, the boy is in second, he's seven...Riri, who is my aunts age has a son IN COLLEGE! Meaning Riri got pregnant in college... long story short, my aunt who "didn't grow up" is happily married with two kids and a supporting husband. And Riri is divorced and probably broke from paying her kids college....

Moral of the story...don't grow up too quickly or you'll be Riri!

OK!

So anyways! I was saying how three year olds cuss, 13 year olds send nudes, 14yr olds do drugs and 16 yr olds get pregnant.......

Am I wrong???? NO!!

A ten year old girl in, I think 2010 or 2012 or something, took her own life! TEN YEARS OLD!!!!!!! She hanged herself in her closet with her belt! WTF!!!!

TEN!!!!!

And then Logan Paul a 'kid friendly' youtuber showed a fucking dead person in suicide forest and honestly don't even get me started with Logan Paul!

I DONT CARE THAT HE APOLOGIZED!!!!!!

HE'S APOLOGY WAS STUPID IN MY OPINION

IF YOU LIKE HIM THEN DONT KILL ME BECAUSE I TOLD YOU......

THIS IS A RANT!!!!!

Ok! Now,

I have a friend in Rome....when she was 12, she came over here where I live. We started talking, she said that kids her age (12) SMOKED after school! And that she had a boyfriend that she was hiding from her mom.....AT TWELVE!!!! And then....THERE IS LITTERALLY A SHOW CALLED 16 AND PREGNANT!!!! I DONT WATCH IT!!! BUT I KNOW IT EXISTS...

Okkkkkkkkkkkk that's it...I'm calmer now....