The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

A day in the life of little Magnus Bane 2

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
MAGNUS POV
"Time to bring out the bad in me!" I say like the queen I am. "Cupcake....Fierce fierce fierce!" I chant as I start to walk to school. "Fierce fierce fierce.....what?!" I say In disgust as I see a crippled dirty old man outside my house. "What is this?!" I ask. "What is your face aboutttttttttt?!" I ask the old man. The old man coughs.
      "Kill me.....kill me.." the old man then drops face first on the pavement.
        "You're So Ugly.." I say. I fake puke and start to walk away.
         "My mom was a Walmart cashier, and my dad was a hedgehog, I was born to be a disgrace to humanity..." he says. I quickly go up to him.
          "Well that's your own god dammed problem," I say with a snap and then leave, strutting down the side walk with my cupcake hat.

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I have been walking for a while.. "I'm hun-gray" I decide. "I need to get something to EAT!" I say. I turn around and see a nice house. "Hm...this house looks nice..." I slip through the open window and into the house.
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It took a few minutes, but I finally got the refrigerator out into the side walk. "This fridge should fill me up!" I say as I open the fridge. Then, a woman comes outside of her house.
     "What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" She asks.
       "Sir, you don't got nothing good in your fridge..." I say.
         "Well it isn't your fridge! Why the fuck did you break into my house and steal my refrigerator?!" She asks.
       "Cuz I'm hun-gray!" I say.
       "There is literally a mc Donald's right there!" She says.
          "OHHHHHH! I GOTTA GET MYSELF SOME MICKEY D'S!" I say as I shove the fridge and run towards the direction where the woman pointed at.
         "And again...he smells like unicorn poop all the time!" I hear the woman say.
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"It's day three, i tried to find the mickey D'S but that guy lied to me...or at least I think he did, I don't know, mickey D'S felt so far away, I don't know where Mickey D'S is...I lost my way home as I was trying to go to school, cuz I don't think I even went the right way to go to school, do I usually walk to school? I don't think I do..Day three....I hope I make it to day Four..." I keep walking. And finally I collapse on the ground. A woman comes out of the front of the house I collapsed in. She sighs.
      "Magnus," she says. I cough.
       "I'm dead go away" I say. "And It's cupcake! Not Magnus, stupid" I say.
        "What are you doing?! That's all I need to know..." she says.
         "I've been lost...for three days....since Wednesday, I left, at 8:15....and then, I got hungry, I tried to go to Mickey D'S...and I saw a weird guy in front of my house....before...and it was weird....and then I lost myself" I sniff. "Three days....three days" I cry.
          "Magnus....today is Wednesday, it's been ten minutes....and you don't walk to school you ride the bus! Your school is 30 minutes away why would you walk to your school?!" She asks. I cough.
        "I don't know! Leave me alone!" The lady then leaves. A few minutes later she comes back with my mother.
        "Magnus...what are you doing?" She asks. I get up.
         "OH MOTHER! I MISSED YOU!" I say as I go up to her. "I love you mom!" I say as I kiss her all over her face.
        "Magnus, it's been ten minutes!" She says.
       "I'm sorry mom, I just loveeee youuuu"
       "And You're not even walking the right way to go to your school...what is wrong with you?! It's the third time this week!" She says.
        "It's cupcake....It's cupcake...it's cupcake...ok?! IT'S CUPCAKE!" I say. "Where's Mickey D'S? I lost mickey D's!" I cry.
 

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     "And That...is one of the many crazy stories of my childhood," I tell my boyfriend for about a year now Alexander lightwood.
       "Always the Drama Queen," He smiles.
      "Yes....but, without the drama...ok maybe before I was a drama queen, but not anymore..." i say.
        "Whatever You say....cupcake.."
        "I told you that in confidence Alexander!" I gasp. Then we both burst out laughing. I put my head on my boyfriends shoulder.
         "You wanna go get some Mickey D'S ?"
         "It's getting old Alec"
          "Noted," He says. I smile and kiss my cute boyfriend.

Ah! There it is!

My rare non-Clace fluff! How'd you like it?