The Pointless Adventures Of Jace And Simon (COMPLETE)

Couples counceling two

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This is also from amino

Me: ok, so we're going to try this again, since last time didn't work I came to the conclusion that I had to do this individually with you, so, What seems to be the problem?

Magnus: you seem to know! Last time you listed all the problems in our relationship! Which was rude by the way!

Me: yes, we'll, I think it would've been better if one of you told me,

Alec: I'm sorry...you pulled me out of training for this?! My relationship with Magnus is fine! And none of your business!

Me: uhhhh, actually it's every Malec fan's business *clears throat* anyways -

Alec: Malec fans? What is that? Is it some kind of demon?

Me: well....if you ship clalec then yeah, they are demons that will destroy you, there's evidence all over social media about that.

Alec: clalec? Shipping?

Magnus: Alec honey, Malec is us, M for me Alec for you, Malec! Or Ma for me lec for you, doesn't matter how you see it! What I don't know is what Clalec is?

Me: clary and Alec

Alec: but she's with Jace....and I'm gay!

Me: crazy mundanes, Alec....crazy mundanes.... anyways! We're here to talk about your relationship! Not clalec, although if you want to we can schedule another appointment!

Magnus: yes! We know what's wrong In our relationship, I called Alec a child, he almost killed me-

Alec: no! No no no! Camille almost used ME to kill YOU! I didn't want to kill you!

Magnus: Alexander, we've talked about this! Blaming someone is childish!

Alec: You've blame everything on Lorenzo!

Magnus: oh so NOW I'M CHILDISH?! It's also childish to say that Alec!

Me: You're both childish! That's why you're here! And the reason for that is because you're immortal Magnus!

Magnus: OH! SO ITS MY FAULT NOW?! That's it! I'm out of here! *stands up and walks towards the door* *opens the door dramatically* oh and Bella, You'll be speaking with my Malec fans! *storms out like a QUEEN*

Alec: *sigh* he can be quite dramatic,

Magnus from outside: I HERD YOU!

Alec: so! Clalec?

Me: yeah...it's terrible.

Alec: you don't think I know? I'm nauseous just thinking about it, I'm gay, and I'll always be gay, no matter what!

Me: good for you Alec

*high five*